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#1
Apr 28 2014 10:32am
Enas Afrikanos kai enas Pontios diasxizoun thn erhmo Saxara..

Ksafnika o Afrikanos pu einai mprosta vlepei ena mikro mple poulaki na petaei dipla tous kai amesws skivei kai xwnei to kefali tou mesa sthn ammo.

Aporimenos to kitaei o Pontios: "Ti epa8es re megale??"

Auto to poulaki, tou eksigei o Afrikanos, einai daimonismeno!!! Ama to kitakseis sta matia tha sou parei thn psuxh!!!

To taksidi sinexizetai kai kapia stigmi ksanaemfanizetai to mple poulaki..

Amesws o Pontios akolou8wntas thn sumvoulh tou Afrikanou, skivei grigora kai xwnei to kefali tou sthn ammo..

Xwris na xasei xrono,o Afrikanos ta katevazei kai tou ton foraei apo pisw!!

Ekei pu ton gamouse loipon leei o Pontios: "GAMA OSO THES KWLOPOULO, THN PSYXH DE MU THN PERNEIS!!!"
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Apr 28 2014 05:25pm
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Apr 28 2014 07:18pm
ΕΛΕΟΣ χααχαχαχαχααχα eleino
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Apr 28 2014 07:18pm
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Apr 28 2014 08:02pm
Quote (M1tsos @ Apr 29 2014 02:18am)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cu6sLx3yYE


oti nane :P
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#6
Apr 29 2014 08:54am
-Τι να κάνω με τόσες ελιές στην πλάτη? -Κάνε τατουάζ μια χωριάτικη!
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Apr 29 2014 11:03am
Quote (KonM @ Apr 29 2014 03:54pm)
-Τι να κάνω με τόσες ελιές στην πλάτη? -Κάνε τατουάζ μια χωριάτικη!


Giatre vrwmaei to stoma mu

- Mipws exeis kanena sapio donti??

Oxi exw mia gefyra

- E kapios exei xesei apo katw
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#8
Apr 29 2014 01:12pm
Quote (FiLthYodoR @ Apr 29 2014 05:03pm)
Giatre vrwmaei to stoma mu

- Mipws exeis kanena sapio donti??

Oxi exw mia gefyra

- E kapios exei xesei apo katw


ελεεινός και τρισάθλιος....
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Apr 29 2014 01:43pm
Quote (BlackTwister @ Apr 29 2014 08:12pm)
ελεεινός και τρισάθλιος....


read topic title
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#10
Apr 29 2014 03:01pm
- Μόνο Μαυροδάφνη έχεις μάστορα;
- Ναι.
- Καλή;
- Καλή.
- Από μπύρες δεν παίζει τίποτα;
- Θα κοινωνήσεις ρε να τελειώνουμε;





-Και τι σου είπε ο γιατρός;;
-50 ευρώ
-Όχι ρε τι είχες εννοώ;;
-Αα 30 ευρώ.
-Όχι ρε μαλάκα εννοώ τι πρόβλημα είχες;;
-Μου έλειπαν 20 ευρώ ρε φίλε

This post was edited by kalhmera on Apr 29 2014 03:02pm
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