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Dec 13 2010 06:29am
Пътниците в един самолет разбират, че скоро ще катастрофират в планински връх. Става една жена, съблича се гола и се разкрещява:
- Ако ще умрем, искам да умра като жена. Има ли на борда мъж, който да ме накара да се почувствам като жена?
Станал един, съблякъл ризата си и я подал на жената.
- Изглади я!
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Dec 16 2010 05:22am
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=50727328&f=205
пост № 1 + отговора в пост № 2
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Dec 22 2010 02:25am
edin kon vleznal v edin bar, kazal az sam kon i izleznal

This post was edited by Kapsiko on Dec 22 2010 02:25am
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-Ciganche kum bashta si: tatko nie cigani li sme ?
-Bashtata: Da , Sine
-A tate nie rovim li v kazanite ?
- Da , Sine
-A tate nie prosim li ?
-Da , Sine
-Aaa tate , tate nie ot LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV LI SME ?
- E CHAK TAKIVA CIGANI NE SME !


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Dec 22 2010 03:49pm
Quote (CatchMeIfYouCan @ 22 Dec 2010 23:13)
-Ciganche kum bashta si: tatko nie cigani li sme ?
-Bashtata: Da , Sine
-A tate nie rovim li v kazanite ?
- Da , Sine
-A tate nie prosim li ?
-Da , Sine
-Aaa tate , tate nie ot LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV LI SME ?
- E CHAK TAKIVA CIGANI NE SME !


:bouncy:


а ти кой си
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Dec 22 2010 03:58pm
Quote (CatchMeIfYouCan @ 22 Dec 2010 23:13)
-Ciganche kum bashta si: tatko nie cigani li sme ?
-Bashtata: Da , Sine
-A tate nie rovim li v kazanite ?
- Da , Sine
-A tate nie prosim li ?
-Da , Sine
-Aaa tate , tate nie ot LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV LI SME ?
- E CHAK TAKIVA CIGANI NE SME !


:bouncy:


Еее колко си забавен ... направо не мога да спра да се смея, айде и ти ходи се скрии пак в дупката дето излезе а?
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Quote (CatchMeIfYouCan @ 22 Dec 2010 23:13)
-Ciganche kum bashta si: tatko nie cigani li sme ?
-Bashtata: Da , Sine
-A tate nie rovim li v kazanite ?
- Da , Sine
-A tate nie prosim li ?
-Da , Sine
-Aaa tate , tate nie ot LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV LI SME ?
- E CHAK TAKIVA CIGANI NE SME !


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hahha
eto ti edna malka donaciika
samo taka :):)
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Quote (Tosho @ Dec 23 2010 07:33am)
hahha
eto ti edna malka donaciika
samo taka :):)


ha :D mersi toshe :blush:
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Dec 23 2010 08:12am
Quote (CatchMeIfYouCan @ Dec 22 2010 10:13pm)
-Ciganche kum bashta si: tatko nie cigani li sme ?
-Bashtata: Da , Sine
-A tate nie rovim li v kazanite ?
- Da , Sine
-A tate nie prosim li ?
-Da , Sine
-Aaa tate , tate nie ot LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV LI SME ?
- E CHAK TAKIVA CIGANI NE SME !


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koi moje da e osven tapoto bogi :D

tapo dete na 15 godini s nqkvi tatusi maria / botev motev ei carvul malak shte eba kakto sa ebali maikati dokato sa te pravili
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Dec 23 2010 08:23am
Quote (TexasHoldem @ Dec 23 2010 04:12pm)
koi moje da e osven tapoto bogi :D

tapo dete na 15 godini s nqkvi tatusi maria / botev motev ei carvul malak shte eba kakto sa ebali maikati dokato sa te pravili


ivcho nali znaesh che she mi lapash ?

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