My guild boasts the sexiest name on the site.
I'm trying to bring new and old slashers together to create a tight-knit community of friends. At the moment it's mostly brand new slashers who I've been trying to help out, but it's a lot of work and I need more experienced players to take up the higher ranks.
What I can offer you is this: one of the highest ranks in the guild (#2 or 3) which comes with full permissions, organized quest attempts (in the works), and a general atmosphere of helpfulness and sharing. I support loans thoughout the guild provided that the recipiant proves to be trustworthy (either item or fg loans) and I do my best to assist all the newer players with info on how to level quickly and efficiently as well as what gear to buy.
I know my guild is small at the moment but I'm looking to expand - though I'll need older players (like yourself) to help out a little bit. I'm not asking for like a full-time job commitment or anything ridiculous like that, but just a little help here and there is all I need

I don't pay for guild points directly, but contributions to the guild in any form is always noted and usually rewarded - one way or another.
Just a bit about me - my name is Nev and I live in Northern California. I go to a university around here which you've probably never heard of unless you're from this area, but I'm on summer break as of 3 days ago

I slash as much as my schedule permits but I definitely am not one of thost 1-GP-per-day kind of people. I only played arena up until this most recent update and since then I've been playing catacombs a bit more - and I feel like my use of catacombs would expand a lot if we got well organized guild-only runs going. I love playing casters - I have one magician that I'm focusing on at the moment and also a melee/healer samurai which doesn't get played nearly as much because I love casting way too much
I quit D2 a while back to focus on ladder slasher and I have no plans of turning back at the moment - though I'm sure when D3 rolls around I'll have to get in on that

But most of all, I love to chill and take it easy. I'm a very easy-going person and I think of myself as easy to get along with

I know you were asking for a fucking essay but I figured I'd rather type something that actually shows that I
want you in my guild instead of just saying, " < ----- " or something stupid like that. I'd like to actually give you a bit of background so you can be educated when you make your decision.
I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes or anything of the sort because I'm on my phone right now and it's not worth it to proof-read the whole thing on here

I hope you can forgive me.
Good luck finding the right guild for you - and please feel free to PM me if you've got any questions or concerns or anything of the sort

-Nev