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Aug 23 2010 03:03pm
lvl 57 cata up
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#9822
Aug 23 2010 03:26pm
Quote (P0key @ 23 Aug 2010 21:51)
good thing i dont live near you :) haha kidding!
:bouncy:


iv been banned for 2 years for apparently drink driving... lol long story but i wasnt!

cut short, left my car at the pub, went home and slept, sober'd up, and then when i picked it up and went to work the next morning, still had booze in my system!
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Aug 23 2010 03:45pm
Quote (Kalms @ Aug 23 2010 05:26pm)
iv been banned for 2 years for apparently drink driving... lol long story but i wasnt!

cut short, left my car at the pub, went home and slept, sober'd up, and then when i picked it up and went to work the next morning, still had booze in my system!


awww that sucks!!!
stupid alcohol!
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Aug 23 2010 03:50pm
Quote (Kalms @ Aug 23 2010 05:26pm)
iv been banned for 2 years for apparently drink driving... lol long story but i wasnt!

cut short, left my car at the pub, went home and slept, sober'd up, and then when i picked it up and went to work the next morning, still had booze in my system!


you should have popped a couple pennies in your mouth as soon as you got pulled over because the copper will fuck up the breathalyzer and trick it into reading 0.00 :)

However if they poke you with a needle you are faked!!

E: i have never tried this but i have heard story's that it worked for others, i don't think i would try this because you never know where people put there pennies But a dirty mouth you can clean up with Orbitz and it would beat the fines/lose of license

This post was edited by NormanBates on Aug 23 2010 03:51pm
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Aug 23 2010 03:52pm
Quote (P0key @ 23 Aug 2010 23:45)
awww that sucks!!!
stupid alcohol!


You'd have to hear that 180 in one evening story ha Andy? :rolleyes:
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Aug 23 2010 03:56pm
Quote (NormanBates @ Aug 23 2010 04:50pm)
you should have popped a couple pennies in your mouth as soon as you got pulled over because the copper will fuck up the breathalyzer and trick it into reading 0.00 :)

However if they poke you with a needle you are faked!!

E: i have never tried this but i have heard story's that it worked for others, i don't think i would try this because you never know where people put there pennies But a dirty mouth you can clean up with Orbitz and it would beat the fines/lose of license


lol

sold the 49 int robe yay :) now I can upgrade my ls gears

This post was edited by monsta816 on Aug 23 2010 04:13pm
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Aug 23 2010 04:14pm
Quote (NormanBates @ Aug 23 2010 05:50pm)
you should have popped a couple pennies in your mouth as soon as you got pulled over because the copper will fuck up the breathalyzer and trick it into reading 0.00 :)

However if they poke you with a needle you are faked!!

E: i have never tried this but i have heard story's that it worked for others, i don't think i would try this because you never know where people put there pennies But a dirty mouth you can clean up with Orbitz and it would beat the fines/lose of license


Pennies doesn't work!!! they were testing it out on a show i was watching.. and nothing beats a breathalyzer!!!
google it :)
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Aug 23 2010 04:29pm
Quote (P0key @ Aug 24 2010 10:14am)
Pennies doesn't work!!! they were testing it out on a show i was watching.. and nothing beats a breathalyzer!!!
google it :)


But the two Pennies I know can get out of a Breathalyzer... they know how to flaunt it you know... and then chat and flirt.
Honestly... you just have these two Pennies in the car with you all the time you go out and you are fine... well 99% of the time,
only thing annoying is if it is a female officer wanting to test your breath, and then you have to pull out all the charm (not below the belt of course).

This post was edited by izParagonzi on Aug 23 2010 04:29pm
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Aug 23 2010 04:29pm
Quote (P0key @ Aug 23 2010 05:14pm)
Pennies doesn't work!!! they were testing it out on a show i was watching.. and nothing beats a breathalyzer!!!
google it :)


ya mythbusters did it



----= Lulzing atm cus of this response to this little kids question xD

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i think touching the "tittzles" is a little to much mabe make out with her

but sometimes i cant take the urge
like my cock hurts and i just whip it out and bang the fuck out of her like a charging rhino

but then again im scared to


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DUDE do it! she probably wants to get fucking trampled by ur raging rhino dick. girls are crazy over shit like that!! just fucking stomp her ass into the ground then bury ur horn into her vag and thrust her ass into the air and eat her.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ JSP

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OMFG play some SLIPKNOT that will make her hornyyy as FAWK! then when shes really getting into it just fucking donkey punch her in the nose and knock her ass out. then tie her to the bed and slap her in the face with ur cock until she wakes up! then after that shove some skittles into her nostrils until she cant breath out of them and shove ur dick down her throat while slapping the shit out of her boobs!!!! THATS HAWT



http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=14609988&f=162

The link to that^^

This post was edited by lilwillis121 on Aug 23 2010 04:35pm
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Aug 23 2010 04:42pm
Quote (lilwillis121 @ Aug 24 2010 10:29am)
ya mythbusters did it

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=14609988&f=162

The link to that^^


Link is more appropriate.
:lol: I am a prude.
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