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#9781
Sep 14 2011 05:24pm
I just had sex with two purple giraffes and a very feisty pigmy goat. Was sexier than that time Dj and I had wax all over us, syrup in my ears and a glow in the dark condom that got stuck to the ceiling because I have a really intense fire hydrant. Boop.
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Sep 14 2011 05:25pm
Quote (Furnace @ 14 Sep 2011 17:24)
I just had sex with two purple giraffes and a very feisty pigmy goat. Was sexier than that time Dj and I had wax all over us, syrup in my ears and a glow in the dark condom that got stuck to the ceiling because I have a really intense fire hydrant. Boop.


:rofl:

You forgot the toaster...
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#9783
Sep 14 2011 05:27pm
Quote (Caeser @ Sep 14 2011 03:25pm)
:rofl:

You forgot the toaster...


Fuck. How could I forget that? Shit, I forgot about the can of spam too.. That shit got in places I didn't know I had.
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Sep 14 2011 05:30pm
Quote (Furnace @ 14 Sep 2011 17:27)
Fuck. How could I forget that? Shit, I forgot about the can of spam too.. That shit got in places I didn't know I had.


:rofl:
Yes cleanup was certainly no fun.
Although Licking the spam off of you was kinda fun tho ^_^

We need to think of soemthing for next time too.
More intense and "electrifying"

This post was edited by Caeser on Sep 14 2011 05:31pm
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#9785
Sep 14 2011 06:13pm
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#9786
Sep 14 2011 08:24pm
Quote (Furnace @ Sep 14 2011 03:24pm)
I just had sex with two purple giraffes and a very feisty pigmy goat. Was sexier than that time Dj and I had wax all over us, syrup in my ears and a glow in the dark condom that got stuck to the ceiling because I have a really intense fire hydrant. Boop.


Quote (Caeser @ Sep 14 2011 03:30pm)
:rofl:
Yes cleanup was certainly no fun.
Although Licking the spam off of you was kinda fun tho  ^_^

We need to think of soemthing for next time too.
More intense and "electrifying"


I guess this sums up talk in our g/c.

This post was edited by tealeaves on Sep 14 2011 08:25pm
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#9787
Sep 14 2011 08:28pm
Quote (tealeaves @ Sep 14 2011 07:24pm)
I guess this sums up talk in our g/c.


does anyknow have or know someone who has a
2trap
20fcr
str
dex
res
level 30 sin circ


stats that are a MUST
2trap
20fcr
res :p
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#9788
Sep 14 2011 08:37pm
im sure that whatever furnace and caeser does should be recorded and sold to the black market hardcore porn industry... with as many sickos out there, someone could make a lot of money off it...
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Sep 14 2011 10:09pm
Quote (princedamien @ 14 Sep 2011 20:37)
im sure that whatever furnace and caeser does should be recorded and sold to the black market hardcore porn industry... with as many sickos out there, someone could make a lot of money off it...


:rofl:

If only. Omg we would be so rich...
I mean with all the crazy shit i would do for money.. :blink:
THere isnt a lot i wouldnt do.. But there are some things lol.
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#9790
Sep 14 2011 10:12pm
lol well im gonna go to bed. ill see you some time this week to finish out that rush and run.. lol Gnite all!
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