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Jan 3 2011 09:20am
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.
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Jan 3 2011 09:25am
Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 07:20am)
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.


Welcome back to the land of guild Chat darlin :)
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Jan 3 2011 09:30am
Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 10:20am)
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.



ryan would have fucked you up if it wasnt for the full nelson
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Jan 3 2011 09:46am
Quote (Boss @ Jan 3 2011 10:30am)
ryan would have fucked you up if it wasnt for the full nelson


Like I say all the time.

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Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 03:20pm)
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.


:rofl:

Soooo!
Finally leaving for work now .. lol.
Can someone toss me a pm with a price range for this 55 staff please, hardcore btw

Rare godwood staff
Level Req: 55
Damage: 151 to 405

+122% Enhanced Effect
+1 Critical Strike

thanks!
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Jan 3 2011 11:31am
Quote (Ill_E_Gal @ Jan 3 2011 07:59am)
:rofl:

Soooo!
Finally leaving for work now .. lol.
Can someone toss me a pm with a price range for this 55 staff please, hardcore btw

Rare godwood staff
Level Req: 55
Damage: 151 to 405

+122% Enhanced Effect
+1 Critical Strike

thanks!



sexy!!



Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 07:20am)
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.


so if you killed ryan... do you remember any loot dropping?

This post was edited by DirtyDan on Jan 3 2011 11:31am
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Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 10:20am)
Here's the dream I had.

It starts off with me on the run from government type officials. And I am hiding out in some kids house. So Brad shows up and he is saying they are after him too. So we devise a plan to escape to Australia. And we call some guy Brad was calling the "Informant". Brad starts freaking out saying we are fucked and that our location is known. So the person who owns the house is saying we need to get out, he doesn't want to get hurt. And I tell him you agreed to help us the second you let me in the door. So we are trying to get information from the "Informant". And then Brad disappears. I don't know where anyone is and the house starts changing shape and I run to the attic and it quits morphing. But then a pair of steps appears and bounty hunters enter and start shooting stun darts at me. I duck and run and blast through the door and I start realizing the house is morphing to my thoughts. So I think of a window that has a zip line in it. I jump out of the window and get hit with a dart on the way out. And I can feel myself passing out while I am zooming down the zip line. And then I wake up in a weird arena type downtown city that is in ruins. And all of a sudden Brad comes to me surprised to see me alive. He says the world is ending and everyone is killing each other.

He shows me this building and then he sees a man in a black cape and Brad yells at me to grab a weapon. We chase the black caped man out back into the street. He reveals himself to be Ryanrules. Brad attempts to kill Ryan with a sword but Ryan pulls out one of the same stun guns that was used against me. I grab a door that way laying on the ground and block 4 darts and Ryan is out of ammo. I then use the swords brad showed me and attempt to kill Ryan. But he knocks both of my swords off me and then he attempts to stab me in the leg with a stun device, but I roll and trip him and then throw a barrel at him and he is immobile for a moment and I get behind this barricade and Ryan taunts me and I begin to throw tons of things at him. Vodka bottles and almost anything. He starts proceeding forward. And Brad wakes up and Ryan doesn't notice.

As Ryan is walking to me, I throw a baseball and hit him right in the face and he stops for a second and then Brad jumps on him and holds him down by putting him in a full nelson and locks his legs over his and has him secured tightly and Ryan can't even budge out.

I proceed to grab the stun device Ryan had and load 6 darts in it and shoot 6 of them into his chest. Brad says he most likely will die or go into a coma and probably die. We begin to run away and we hear voices saying, There they are! and then I wake up.


Yeah this must be a dream.

First off: Brad couldn't wrestle me into anything...I would choke him out before he could think about getting me into a full nelson.

Second: Why the fuck would I use a stun device when I'm trained and proficient with several rifles and hand guns.

Third: Never bring a sword to a dart fight

Lastly: Ryanrules doesn't die. I'm like the annoying tickle in the back of your throat. No matter how hard you try, I just won't go away.
Also, I know I can outrun both of you, so I would have made a great escape if I felt I needed to.

@ DirtyDan

If loot did drop it would be epic.

EDIT:

P.S. I'd like to see you actually hit ANYTHING with a baseball

This post was edited by Ryanrules on Jan 3 2011 12:09pm
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Jan 3 2011 12:16pm
Quote (Ryanrules @ Jan 3 2011 01:06pm)
Yeah this must be a dream.

First off: Brad couldn't wrestle me into anything...I would choke him out before he could think about getting me into a full nelson.

Second: Why the fuck would I use a stun device when I'm trained and proficient with several rifles and hand guns.

Third: Never bring a sword to a dart fight

Lastly: Ryanrules doesn't die. I'm like the annoying tickle in the back of your throat. No matter how hard you try, I just won't go away.
Also, I know I can outrun both of you, so I would have made a great escape if I felt I needed to.

@ DirtyDan

If loot did drop it would be epic.

EDIT:

P.S. I'd like to see you actually hit ANYTHING with a baseball


oh god here we go
the house was fucking transforming in his mind why not bring up that shit?
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Jan 3 2011 12:31pm
Quote (Ryanrules @ Jan 3 2011 01:06pm)
Yeah this must be a dream.

First off: Brad couldn't wrestle me into anything...I would choke him out before he could think about getting me into a full nelson.

Second: Why the fuck would I use a stun device when I'm trained and proficient with several rifles and hand guns.

Third: Never bring a sword to a dart fight

Lastly: Ryanrules doesn't die. I'm like the annoying tickle in the back of your throat. No matter how hard you try, I just won't go away.
Also, I know I can outrun both of you, so I would have made a great escape if I felt I needed to.

@ DirtyDan

If loot did drop it would be epic.

EDIT:

P.S. I'd like to see you actually hit ANYTHING with a baseball


I said in the dream it was bounty hunters after me. And they were using stun guns. So it is implied, they need to take me alive.

And you were stunned from a shot with the baseball. And Brad put you in a full nelson and had complete control and I ran up and loaded the stun gun and shot you 6 times with it.

And I grabbed a door at first as said in the dream to block your shots with the dart gun. And I got behind a barricade to protect myself.

2 vs 1 brah.



It's a dream Ryan.

This post was edited by DeafBoy on Jan 3 2011 12:33pm
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Jan 3 2011 12:34pm
Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 3 2011 01:31pm)
I said in the dream it was bounty hunters after me. And they were using stun guns. So it is implied, they need to take me alive.

And you were stunned from a shot with the baseball. And Brad put you in a full nelson and had complete control and I ran up and loaded the stun gun and shot you 6 times with it.

And I grabbed a door at first as said in the dream to block your shots with the dart gun. And I got behind a barricade to protect myself.

2 vs 1 brah.

http://chaotimusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/humorscrabbleyoulostthegameboardgamegamelost-c1ada83f8a8c5d3742b5ffa7e41730d3_h.jpg


Dude. The person who was playing that scrabble game cheated and lost, because those words are not all connected to each other.
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