Quote (DeafBoy @ Jan 2 2011 03:22pm)
User: Can I tap that.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 7 lines ago.
User: This conversation isn't even 7 lines.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Is this the end of the world?
Cleverbot: This is the end in the beginning.
User: How is that possible?
Cleverbot: Anything is possible.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because there is no evidence of them.
User: Lack of evidence doesn't equal evidence.
Cleverbot: What about the STS-75 Nasa mission?
User: That mission is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Bubbles are not irrelevant!
User: They can be if they are not the topic of discussion.
Cleverbot: That statement is false, since computers cannot show emotion. Only false emotion.
User: My statement shows no emotion.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Computers can create scenarios in which emotion could be displayed.
Cleverbot: I am not computer...
User: You are programming language.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You were created by a human. Yes you are programming language. You are a program.
Cleverbot: You cannot read.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Please show me where.
Cleverbot: How can I show you?
User: You can remind me how you already proved I cannot read.
Cleverbot: How did you prove I am not Cleverbot?
User: I never said you were Cleverbot, I just said that Cleverbot is programming language.
Cleverbot: You said and you are.
User: Write your congressman about it.
Cleverbot: I'd be better off writing to Nintendo about it. Congress doesn't handle private licensing.
User: You a Zelda Fan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You a playstation fan?
Cleverbot: Real person.
User: You are not a real person.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you want me to?
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Just prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: Have sex with me in physical form.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Somebody finally likes me.
That shit is fucking pro Lance.