Quote (tealeaves @ Aug 26 2011 10:00am)
LOL!
LOL! XDDDD That reminds me of a gal on my swim team. She got really drunk, and found these huge nasty dildo's the guys on the team gave her and her roomie as a gift, so she and another girl started sword fighting with the dildos. She stabbed the other gal, and ran into the main room without knowing there was a cop there. He was looking for her, cause she was the owner of the house, and he wanted to tell her to make sure to keep it down a bit (the party ofc). So she went over to him (yes with the dildo too) and started talking to him. She couldn't even pay attention to what he was saying cause she was drunk, and since he was a young cop, she kept staring at him saying "you're hot" every 5 seconds. XD THEN she poked him in the face with the dildo. LMFAOOO! I am surprised she didn't get arrested.

On a friends 18th b'day, we went to a porn shop for lolz, Picked up the biggest dildo there & Stuck it in his brothers mouth.
Was gd.
QQ I can read jsp from my cell, But cant post anything the Add reply / preview reply isnt there
