Quote (SageNovastar @ Aug 26 2011 12:45am)
911 zomg Operator! Thurs a fire in mah pantz. Send me some hawt firemen to extinguish it!!
LOL!
Quote (Caeser @ Aug 26 2011 05:21am)
LoL.
Reminds me of the prank call i made to a plumbing service.
We called and said our sisters dick is stuck in the toilet..
They got mad and were like no.. her strap on is stuck in the toilet..
they were like uhmmm ok.. it was funnier if u knew the whole story. but still
LOL! XDDDD That reminds me of a gal on my swim team. She got really drunk, and found these huge nasty dildo's the guys on the team gave her and her roomie as a gift, so she and another girl started sword fighting with the dildos. She stabbed the other gal, and ran into the main room without knowing there was a cop there. He was looking for her, cause she was the owner of the house, and he wanted to tell her to make sure to keep it down a bit (the party ofc). So she went over to him (yes with the dildo too) and started talking to him. She couldn't even pay attention to what he was saying cause she was drunk, and since he was a young cop, she kept staring at him saying "you're hot" every 5 seconds. XD THEN she poked him in the face with the dildo. LMFAOOO! I am surprised she didn't get arrested.
