Quote (Stok3d @ Feb 20 2011 11:30am)
Ever have a shtty day? I've been up for about 30 mins so far and this one is doing just great!
Well, I don't drink often and don't feel the best waking up. So I went to sleep on the couch and ofc my son wakes me up wanting me to put in a movie for him. So I do that for him and just lay there. A couple mins later, I hear him hauling ass past me and begin vomitting down the hallway as he goes toward the bathroom. As I hear him make it into the bathroom, the sounds come once again & then I hear a huge crashing sound and crying. As I fly up off the couch, I pass 10ft of vomit down my hallway and my bathroom has it on the door, the walls, the floor, and he's slid against the tub covered in vomit from hair to socks.
He's not hurt and is trying to apologize to me for "Getting sick all over the place." I put him over the toilet to finish, strip him down, and do a quick wipedown of him and yell for help from my sleeping wife. Now attempting to clean up a confined area of vomit and having a hangover--I have to hold my breath in the bathroom, clean what I can, and run to the other room. For the carpet, our spotbot is out of fluids so I send her out to Target to get more. Regardless, my stomach is now turning and have a blowout in the other bathroom. Wouldn't you know it, NO F'ING TOILET PAPER! Someone just shoot me now. I won't go any further on that situation...
Welcome to the start of my day...
Sounds to me like you need a new drinking partner sir your sons a light weight

Jokes maybe that will lighten ur day haha