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Jan 18 2012 02:46am
Quote (CanisLupus @ Jan 18 2012 03:27am)
exam is over and i spent all my time thinking whether fapping or going to try my chance is better. at the end of the night i did nothing but prepared a GG breakfast for myself, exam was ok, and im fully free for 17 days from now on. i guess im gonna sleep now and party in the night :D


I'm happy for you, have a blast :)

I'm heading off to bed also :zzz:

We had a terrible night here, the weather was: snow with ice, followed by more ice, then 70 km / h + winds. Many area's lost power, etc.
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Jan 18 2012 11:03am
overslept at the dorm, my cell phones battery ran out, moms been calling for 5+ hours. shit.
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Jan 18 2012 01:56pm
Quote (CanisLupus @ Jan 17 2012 05:57pm)
tomorrow, my last final exam will take place and im almost ready

besides being ready, im at my friends dorm room, he went to his city cuz his exams finished a few days ago. anyways, at first i was gonna come to the room and just study till the exam, then it turned out to be something dorm party, we drank a bit, then everyones gone. i cleaned up the mess, made a coffee and went back to studying. in 15 mins one of the girls came over and said she forgot "something in the room" then we both started searching for something, then she bend over her knees and started looking under the bed, i got turned on but couldnt say anything(my dick was obviously saying everything needed) then she said she just remembered that she didnt bring her "something" it has gotta be at her room which is 318 then she left. im still sitting in the chair with my wood awaken and thinking what to do FML


Quote (CanisLupus @ Jan 17 2012 06:28pm)
i just realized that i can be shy sometimes :blush: couldnt go down there and she prolly felt asleep :cry:


you damn turkish ninja!!! she wasnt looking for anything under the bed bro, she was giving you a hint and even gave you her room number! i cant tell you how simple this is.

step 1: go tell her you think she is cute and that you want to have some drinks.

step 2: take her to a local bar or whatever

step 3: get her drunk and bring her back to your place

step 4: if she resists, kindly ask her does this smell like chloroform?

step 5: be winning like charlie sheen

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Jan 18 2012 02:08pm
Quote (twofaze @ Jan 18 2012 02:56pm)
you damn turkish ninja!!! she wasnt looking for anything under the bed bro, she was giving you a hint and even gave you her room number! i cant tell you how simple this is.

step 1: go tell her you think she is cute and that you want to have some drinks.

step 2: take her to a local bar or whatever

step 3: get her drunk and bring her back to your place

step 4: if she resists, kindly ask her does this smell like chloroform?

step 5: be winning like charlie sheen

http://i43.tinypic.com/qx72n6.jpg


:lol:

They never learn these youngens!!! :bonk:
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Jan 18 2012 02:11pm
damn James you got it with the womens :P

Quote (twofaze @ Jan 18 2012 03:56pm)
you damn turkish ninja!!! she wasnt looking for anything under the bed bro, she was giving you a hint and even gave you her room number! i cant tell you how simple this is.

step 1: go tell her you think she is cute and that you want to have some drinks.

step 2: take her to a local bar or whatever

step 3: get her drunk and bring her back to your place

step 4: if she resists, kindly ask her does this smell like chloroform?

step 5: be winning like charlie sheen

http://i43.tinypic.com/qx72n6.jpg



thats also a pro tip imo

afk finding a gf
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Jan 18 2012 02:38pm
sup guild!
James, can you pm me. i haft to ask you something. :thumbsup:
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Jan 18 2012 02:48pm
Quote (twofaze @ Jan 18 2012 09:56pm)
you damn turkish ninja!!! she wasnt looking for anything under the bed bro, she was giving you a hint and even gave you her room number! i cant tell you how simple this is.

step 1: go tell her you think she is cute and that you want to have some drinks.

step 2: take her to a local bar or whatever

step 3: get her drunk and bring her back to your place

step 4: if she resists, kindly ask her does this smell like chloroform?

step 5: be winning like charlie sheen

http://i43.tinypic.com/qx72n6.jpg


lol, funny :P but ineffective I think
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Jan 18 2012 03:55pm
Quote (twofaze @ Jan 18 2012 09:56pm)
you damn turkish ninja!!! she wasnt looking for anything under the bed bro, she was giving you a hint and even gave you her room number! i cant tell you how simple this is.

step 1: go tell her you think she is cute and that you want to have some drinks.

step 2: take her to a local bar or whatever

step 3: get her drunk and bring her back to your place

step 4: if she resists, kindly ask her does this smell like chloroform?

step 5: be winning like charlie sheen

http://i43.tinypic.com/qx72n6.jpg


could be fairly effective but i had an exam in the morning :D


/e will be looking for a speedy climb after el classico!

This post was edited by CanisLupus on Jan 18 2012 04:04pm
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Jan 19 2012 03:22pm
~ Grats to Ag3nT / Davi for Mq'n & Gp, also New Ls Rank, Wee ~
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Jan 19 2012 04:54pm
where the fuck is everybody?
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