Victory is inevitable…
The constant pounding of the drums of war have deteriorated the monsters’ will to fight, and boosted the great army of INTRASIEGE to further efforts than ever achieved before.
The lands are bloated with the corpses of slain foes, and the soils are soaked with the black blood of the demons of the Horn.
The phalanx beats back all attackers. Those within secure their own. INTRASIEGE will always survive.
While our allied armies surge forward only to fall back, INTRASIEGE never stops, never rests, never slows.
While our allied armies constantly seek recruits to reinforce their ranks, constantly have heroes fall, only to never raise the standard again, INTRASIEGE picks up its own, and continues to fight on.
The battle has been fierce this day, and the losses of the Unicorn have been great. The phalanx has pushed forward, and there are those ready to challenge the horned bastard of evil himself, to add yet another notch to the Pink Unicorn’s pride, in the ever-growing certainty that against the army of INTRASIEGE, anything but defeat is without hope…
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM!
The phalanx pushes forward, leaving a host of corpses in its wake. Suddenly, Zombiez breaks away from the pack. He is ready.
Busting through the hoards like a hot sword through butter, he leaps the dais and strikes a blow sure to decapitate even the great lord of evil himself. Laughing, the Unicorn ducks it’s head, and brings the horn up and through zombiez’ jaw, dropping the hero to the ground.
Crying out in righteous fury, Jay blasts the beast with the most fearsome storm seen in the history of this world. The Horny master, once again prepared, already had its defenses set. The storm goes nowhere, and envelopes jay, leaving a broken husk without hope as the only remains.
Seeing his comrades fallen, witnessing the horror that has been visited upon the greatest army in the history of the worlds, Kewbie flows forward to challenge the demon. The fight is short, and as the demon screams in fury, defeated though not killed once again by INTRASIEGE, Kewbie grabs Jay and Zombiez, tosses them over his shoulder, and move to return them to the protective guard of the phalanx.
Suddenly, en masse, the hoards attack! Attempting to prevent the fallen heroes from reaching the protective safety of their brethren. Seeing this, the phalanx glides forward in deadly grace. Led by its front runners, who shall soon make their own attempts to unite he of the Horn with the dust, Wizz, the Monk of Fear, Empy and InsaneBobb, the Samurais of dedication, and Skitty, Kewbie, LordOfWar and Robot, the feeders of the flames, shred those chasing their comrades.
Threat eliminated, Jay and Zombiez are moved to the middle of the Phalanx, where they can fight the weakened wreckage that gets through the upper ranks.
Now, scant hours later, Jay’s wounds, self-inflicted as they may be, were terrible and great, but have almost healed. Already he is planning his next avenue of attack. Zombiez, known for a persistence beyond reason, has little but a scar left to mark the injury to his jaw, and is once again an integral part of the phalanx.
Kewbie, the man, the myth, the legend, has ascended to his rightful spot of power. Samurai skills await him, should he only choose to capture them…
Never fear the hoards, for now the hoards know true fear…
This post was edited by InsaneBobb on May 11 2007 03:53pm