someone help mw eith english story lol

Don't forget me xD

I'm not _that_ pimp yet though... About english story.. Err... I could help you with a norwegian story =)

i am your pimp jay hahahahah

can someone make " " direkt talk on my story? its done only 1 page first page is done

I'm your pimpin' pimp though!

huh?

huh?

Heres my thingy for my tournament, tell me if its good or bad this is just a rough copy. I rather have a better name than "Cheese Tourny" so yeah if you have any ideas please post em

Heroes must rise above the rest...
To compete against others to be the best...
Do YOU have what it takes to be a god?
OR
will you be stuck down and be forgotten?

CheeseBurgers of the JSP Guild, !Hell Yeah!, and the Clan from Diablo II, Clan YeaH, proudly presents...

The Cheese Tourny

The Tournament is Softcore Ladder and will be GM, BM will not be allowed.
BM'ing will result in a kick from the tournament and refunds will not be distributed.

Cheese Tourny Rules
- No use of Life Tap for and against any characters.
- NO HACKS THAT IMPROVE PVP ABILTIES ARE ALLOWED (This includes Farcast)
- Items which contain spell charges are allowed, but the use of the charges is not.
- All items which grant a chance to cast Amplify Damage are NOT allowed
- No mercenaries are allowed.
- No Guardian Angel Armors.
- No two pieces of Sorb or Max Resistance of the same Element.
- Using a Resistance Aura Counts as a Sorb Item or having more then 2 points in it.
- Cleansing Meditation and Prayer are allowed
- No More then 75% Poison Reduction is allowed.
- No Naked killing.
- No Hotspurs Unless Said Otherwise.
- No more then 85% Resistance to an Element.
- No Money Takers.
- No 100+ resist Shields.
- No Bone Prison vs. characters that can't teleport, characters that can teleport is an exception.
- Wind druids may not use tgods, snow clash or hotspurs.
- No Left Click Modding.
- No Prebuffing Skills.
- Dual ClawAssassins may not use tgods or hotspurs.
- No more than 10% slow for Z.v.Z duels.
- No Holy Freeze Aura allowed, that includes the Paladin's Holy Freeze and aura's off items.
- Mana pots will be allowed.
- All Curses allowed Except Iron Maiden Life Tap for Necromancers.
- Necromancers are NOT allowed to have/cast revive.
- Nosferatu's Coil will be allowed on Amazons.
- One Person says "Go" or "G" from each person to begin dueling.
- Leaving the Dueling Arena during a duel is considered a loss NO EXCEPTIONS.
- No overly defensive play (100% teleport off screen as soon as you're on their mini map).
- No avoiding contact with an opponent intentionally with no plans of attacking.
- No casting of traps/missiles before both players say go.
- No extended use of houses.

Let the blood shed begin...

Entry fee will be a cost of 5 FG, There will be 1st, 2nd and 3rd prizes for grabs!
1st Prize Winner will claim 60% of the total pot.
2nd Prize Winner will claim 25% of the total pot.
3rd Prize Winner will claim 10% of the total pot.

Donations will be greatly appreciated.
Apply with CheeseBurgers@JSP or PM CheeseBurgers@USEast on Ladder East!
Apply with CheeseBurgers@JSP or PM CheeseBurgers@USEast on Ladder East!

This post was edited by CheeseBurgers on Mar 26 2009 02:06pm

I understand you dont want it to be BM but alot of that seems to be a little much. Such as ordering how much resists a person can have. Thats 100% legit, however i see your point with the sorb gear because that shit is annoying. Simplify it, more people will play. No Sorb, No Nkers, No Gold Steal, and No hacks (farcast, tmc, etc.), also no mercs. with those basic rules you will pull more people in to do it. When it comes to limiting what gear to be used i would say just limit the sorb items.

This post was edited by eagleANTH on Mar 26 2009 04:49pm

I see where your getting at Anthony but if you were making this little poster thing w.e it's called I'd call it a poster. How would you fix it? I noticed it's a long, and some of it can be shortened down with that "No Sorb, No Nkers, No Gold Steal, and No hacks (farcast, tmc, etc.), also no mercs." Plus I was thinking of starting this with the guild first before going out in public see how it goes you know. Since I got the chieftain of Clan YeaH now because Jamie passed it over to me, I'm moving on with the clan instead of just baaling. I've seen you guys are asking people to get "Guild Points", I was thinking that since I'm getting to focus on the D2 part of the guild, can I just buy my guild point from some other guy when I get my forum gold? because I can't LS and D2 at the same time not yet anyway since I'm getting everything in order.