Ye Olde Scandalle Sheete -- 10 FebAnd if you think i'm going to try to emulate Chaucer for the rest of the paper, you're off yer rockers!
Let's take a quick look at the Good Guys and how they are doing on their respective ladders....
Some will be ready for MQ today, some have been sitting and MF'ing for a while, and others are coming along quite nicely:
Fighters:
RatzeOxi lvl57,
Jeight lvl45
Barbarians:
Masterak lvl60
Rogues:
Bifido lvl61,
D2jsp lvl57,
Whatthehell lvl56,
Natester lvl54,
Crank lvl54,
JoanOfArc lvl41,
Olbaid lvl41,
BigM lvl35,
Morbid. lvl35,
Tropicus lvl35
Magicians:
Corgan lvl60
Could be some noise in the old slasher arena today.
Thus endeth the morning's prognostications
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EMPIRE GETS ANOTHER SLASHER!A new member joins the Empire Horde:
prederik -- Char name:
Evilfart currently lvl46 barbarian
With a char name like that, could this be a secret weapon?? Too bad i've stopped the DarkSide references
Welcome, prederick, to the Good Guys Alliance! Your efforts will be appreciated by all, and blown way out of proportion in this rag!
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A DESOLATE CARNAGE SLASHER IS READY! d2jsp -- Rogue 61 ---- Will he become our first Samurai?
And here we have a quick look at the standings - just before the excitement begins!:
519 Desolate Carnage
438 Empire
356 The Trust
269 Divine Knights International
253 Chill
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Bamboozled by a Bambi!Deerkiller meets his match!: "Well plus 1 for last night, seems the deer won this time!!!"
Venison will not be on the menu tonight, apparently.
D2jsp has also been unable to get his deerly beloved Samurai!
But his first point for DC sets off a flurry of spirited celebration!
Both Slashers will be heard from again - as we speak, they are bucking upwards! (DOH!)
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Mid-day --- time to look at what we have in the top 50.
With the recent Samurai population explosion, there are less and less slots for the feeder classes on the main ladder.
A player needs lvl 56 or better to get there.
32
Bifido 60,033,405 Rogue 61 1,000
33
masterak 59,865,379 Barbarian 60 1,000
34 Latias 59,486,435 Magician 60 996
35
corgan 59,386,268 Magician 60 1,000
36 Jackal 59,145,756 Magician 60 1,000
37 FrozenDevil 59,073,649 Barbarian 60 1,000
38 SaintLucifer 58,672,442 Barbarian 59 1,008
39 Jesus 58,400,711 Rogue 59 1,000
40 Wizz3D 58,090,712 Magician 59 1,000
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41 dominick 57,822,197 Rogue 58 1,000
42 kewbie 57,695,304 Magician 58 1,000
43 Milo 57,354,100 Fighter 58 1,000
44 misiopysio 57,182,880 Magician 58 1,000
45 empyriosis 57,140,651 Barbarian 58 1,000
46 Garlic 56,226,739 Fighter 57 1,000
47
RatzeOxi 56,099,331 Fighter 57 1,000
48 InTheEnd 55,714,789 Magician 56 956
49 SSDD 55,650,402 Barbarian 56 1,000
50
Natesterr 55,575,064 Rogue 56
Whatthehell has been bumped off again! But he's not too far down. Can't stop that Slasher that easily!
And, no sooner said, than done -- A competing slasher has been unable to obtain Samurai status, and this has allowed
Whatthehell to re-appear! But there is a chance that
Crank will bump his team-mate off! He's not that far behind!
For some reason - your normally un-biased editor sorta favors Crank -- just a little! Wonder why???
And, it happens!! Nasty old
Crank pushes
Whatthehell off the number 50 rung! Can he hold on to it??
Should we change Whatthehell's char name to Yo-Yo?? (editor dons kevlar armor)
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The evening snoop-shot looks like this:
Bifido ------------- Rogue 61 -------DC -- MF'ing
masterak -------- Barbarian 60 -- Empire -- MF'ing
Natesterr -------- Rogue 60 ----- Empire -- could go tonight!!
corgan ----------- Magician 60---- DC -- MF'ing
Crank ------------ Rogue 57 -------DC -- could go tomorrow!!
RatzeOxi -------- Fighter 57 ------ Empire -- could go tomorrow!!
Shortly after the snoop-shot:Apparently Natesterr is all primed up for another go at Samurai-dom! He's at the 61 Rogue level and is looking for moral support from his troops.
It's too bad that most of them have the morals of a tom-cat on the prowl!
However, he still advances upon the MQ with steel in his eye and hope in his heart.
He wont be going for it! He wants to look for goodies in 61+ territory for a while and take his shot tomorrow.
Seems that Whatthehell woke up!Crank 56,572,394 Rogue 57 ,
whatthehell 56,294,969 Rogue 57
Storming back into the top 50, he looks like he's MQ-bound! I guess Crank got him cranked up a bit??
One final look at the top 5 guilds:
520 Desolate Carnage View
438 Empire
357 The Trust
269 Divine Knights International
254 Chill
Summary of the Good Guys Achievements:
Thunderga - Attempted 1st MQ - 1 GP (12) -- Empire
Hedonism --- Attempted 1st MQ - 1 GP (1) - His first for DC
And, special thanks to the anonymous contributors of key-board replacement parts.
Happy Slashing!!!
