lol I thought I was clear, 1 second let me totally clarify. I was in a hell chaos game magic finding of course, and I was feeling really good about it. I think I spammed about 20 hammers killed some monsters (Their names unclear I can not remember) I went down a hall, and it was fantastic. I thought to myself, "Geez I am really doing this!" Back on topic though I killed the first hall ez, again thinking "Geez those monsters were really easy. I then went into the second hall, and repeated. What an overwhelming feeling of happiness to know I felt so invincible. SO I was on my way to the third feeling really good when I seen 3 monsters, I then hit a massive black wall a short while past them. I QUICKLY exited and saved. But my computer froze when I did it, I feared the worst I mean the emotions were unimaginable to the regular man but I fought through the urge to give up. I was sad I had doubt I felt betrayed by the game I loved. I tried endlessly to get online, and my key had been in use by some douche bag named "CHRIS". I was fearing the worst because well... I had died 3 times previously to a lag, and sure why not make a 4th with my internet going out.
A light at the end of the tunnel. Epilogue of my lag journey. I entered d2 with my chest puffed out expecting the worst I then seen the character screen!
HE WAS ALIVE he fought his way out like a warhound would on harcore ladder slasher I rejoiced. SO I checked his life which turned out to be so little I felt it deserved a screen shot. I was emotionally spent so I spent the next 20 minutes just staring at my character with a glorious grin on my face with this one saying in my mind, "Mine made it!"
THE END
lmao. I love it! Too funny Chris. Now I can't wait to hear Joe's side of the story with this. You didn't know he was involved somehow did you? I believe the first sentence would go something like: "Well, Chris was in Hell Chaos MF'ing and I knew this was the perfect time to send him packets and make his internet crash..."