Quote (txO4 @ Aug 25 2010 08:50pm)
Drink ALOT of water.
You can try niacin pills, I heard it takes like 5days with those (but makes your body feel like its burning) cuz it burns all the toxins out.
Try some cranberry pills, drink alot of cranberry juice with water.
Um.. or you can buy fake pee for like 50$ at a head shop, my friend used it for a job drug test and it works.
has a thing to keep it warm till you get to the test. Only works if they aren't actually watching you though lol.
Like they did when I was on probation and had a test every month. Dude actually stood behind me looking in the mirror
in front of the toilet at my dick. I got nervous and took me forever to piss with him watching me lol

Or, if you know of any mexican grocery stores near by, you can go and look for some Palo Azul. It looks like chunks of wood, or shredded wood. I was on state probation for 2 years and it never failed me. This is the only thing I would trust, and its the only thing I would recommend to other people. It detoxifies your body, rids it of all impurities. Doesn't work for all drugs, but definately works for THC. If you happen to get a hold of some, lmk, and ill help you from there.
You can always try to drown yourself with water too, my nephew has passed several drug tests by drinking a shitload of water within a few days before a drug test. And drank a shitload right before taking a drug test, so he basically just pissed water. But Palo Azul is a much easier method if you have the necessary resources. Only cost like $1-$2
Good Luck
This post was edited by J03SL4YS on Aug 26 2010 07:51am