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Aug 16 2010 10:54pm
Quote (txO4 @ Aug 16 2010 08:04pm)
Our rookie offense squad sucks lol :(


uh oh the football discussion begins OUR DEFENSE IS BACK BITCHES!!!

PATRIOTS ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!!!
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Aug 17 2010 09:24am
Quote (txO4 @ Aug 16 2010 07:04pm)
Our rookie offense squad sucks lol :(


yeah we got lots of new players, alabamas #1 pick, best linebacker Rolando McClain, redskins old QB Kyle Boller and a few others. hopefully we do pretty decent this year. i dont expect a superbowl appearance from us, but maybe next year :D

Quote (Culby @ Aug 16 2010 10:54pm)
uh oh the football discussion begins OUR DEFENSE IS BACK BITCHES!!!

PATRIOTS ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!!!


Ew. i hate the pats ><
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Aug 25 2010 05:25pm
Hey all,

Just needed an answer, How to get rid of THC before a month? Dehydration?
I messed up ^^ I had to smoke some weed since I am in stand by right now ^^ and in a month my coach is gona make me a thc test to know if I have any drugs in my blood...

Damn what to do.
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Aug 25 2010 08:50pm
Drink ALOT of water.
You can try niacin pills, I heard it takes like 5days with those (but makes your body feel like its burning) cuz it burns all the toxins out.
Try some cranberry pills, drink alot of cranberry juice with water.
Um.. or you can buy fake pee for like 50$ at a head shop, my friend used it for a job drug test and it works.
has a thing to keep it warm till you get to the test. Only works if they aren't actually watching you though lol.
Like they did when I was on probation and had a test every month. Dude actually stood behind me looking in the mirror
in front of the toilet at my dick. I got nervous and took me forever to piss with him watching me lol :ph34r:
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Aug 26 2010 07:48am
Quote (txO4 @ Aug 25 2010 08:50pm)
Drink ALOT of water.
You can try niacin pills, I heard it takes like 5days with those (but makes your body feel like its burning) cuz it burns all the toxins out.
Try some cranberry pills, drink alot of cranberry juice with water.
Um.. or you can buy fake pee for like 50$ at a head shop, my friend used it for a job drug test and it works.
has a thing to keep it warm till you get to the test. Only works if they aren't actually watching you though lol.
Like they did when I was on probation and had a test every month. Dude actually stood behind me looking in the mirror
in front of the toilet at my dick. I got nervous and took me forever to piss with him watching me lol  :ph34r:


Or, if you know of any mexican grocery stores near by, you can go and look for some Palo Azul. It looks like chunks of wood, or shredded wood. I was on state probation for 2 years and it never failed me. This is the only thing I would trust, and its the only thing I would recommend to other people. It detoxifies your body, rids it of all impurities. Doesn't work for all drugs, but definately works for THC. If you happen to get a hold of some, lmk, and ill help you from there.

You can always try to drown yourself with water too, my nephew has passed several drug tests by drinking a shitload of water within a few days before a drug test. And drank a shitload right before taking a drug test, so he basically just pissed water. But Palo Azul is a much easier method if you have the necessary resources. Only cost like $1-$2

Good Luck :)

This post was edited by J03SL4YS on Aug 26 2010 07:51am
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Aug 26 2010 09:31pm
iam in a arab country and if you would define me the palo azuli would be gr8
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Or, if you know of any mexican grocery stores near by, you can go and look for some Palo Azul. It looks like chunks of wood, or shredded wood. I was on state probation for 2 years and it never failed me. This is the only thing I would trust, and its the only thing I would recommend to other people. It detoxifies your body, rids it of all impurities. Doesn't work for all drugs, but definately works for THC. If you happen to get a hold of some, lmk, and ill help you from there.

You can always try to drown yourself with water too, my nephew has passed several drug tests by drinking a shitload of water within a few days before a drug test. And drank a shitload right before taking a drug test, so he basically just pissed water. But Palo Azul is a much easier method if you have the necessary resources. Only cost like $1-$2

Good Luck :)


Shit, I got mexican grocery stores everywhere around me lol.
But wtf is Palo Azul ? If it really works, I might use for a job piss test or something.
And how long does it take, etc. Lmk the works on this item.

This post was edited by txO4 on Aug 26 2010 10:08pm
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Aug 27 2010 04:46am
I swear I just saw a UFO..
Weirdest shit, looked like a regular star in the sky behind a cloud, wasn't moving at all for like 5min..
I was smokin a cig looked back up and it was moving to the right, then stopped... Then started moving upward in a zigzag pattern left to right......

I was freaked the fuck out man..
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Aug 27 2010 08:09am
Quote (txO4 @ Aug 26 2010 10:00pm)
Shit, I got mexican grocery stores everywhere around me lol.
But wtf is Palo Azul ? If it really works, I might use for a job piss test or something.
And how long does it take, etc. Lmk the works on this item.


It really does work. If you manage to find it, you have to cook it like tea. Boil it in water. It will look like tea at first, but then you will notice it get a blueish tint to it. Thats when its done. Really looks kind of funky, but it has no taste. Drink it 3 days before you have a drug test. And viola. ^^
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Aug 27 2010 06:59pm
Quote (J03SL4YS @ Aug 27 2010 09:09am)
It really does work. If you manage to find it, you have to cook it like tea. Boil it in water. It will look like tea at first, but then you will notice it get a blueish tint to it. Thats when its done. Really looks kind of funky, but it has no taste. Drink it 3 days before you have a drug test. And viola. ^^


3days O_O ? Damn works that fast ?
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