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Dec 4 2007 11:49am
To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.
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Dec 4 2007 01:34pm
Quote (InsaneBobb @ Wed, Dec 5 2007, 05:49am)
To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.


heh heh. that happens to me sometimes...
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Dec 4 2007 02:13pm
+1 for me. Smacked at the first.
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Dec 4 2007 06:43pm
Quote (WillOfDeath @ Tue, Dec 4 2007, 08:13pm)
+1 for me.  Smacked at the first.


gratz on the attempt!

EDIT: Senior Clerk ftw!

This post was edited by danomak on Dec 4 2007 06:44pm
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Dec 4 2007 11:19pm
LvL 45 here to end the night, mq in the future methinks.
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Dec 5 2007 03:22am
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10 levels today, was sick at home!

hopefully mq by next week, if not reset....
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Dec 5 2007 07:48am
Quote (WillOfDeath @ Tue, Dec 4 2007, 03:13pm)
+1 for me.  Smacked at the first.


Congratz on the +1 and the promo biggrin.gif
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Dec 5 2007 12:28pm
lvl 40 here biggrin.gif

i think ill be able to be faster than perez!
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Dec 5 2007 12:34pm
Quote (volckom @ Wed, Dec 5 2007, 01:28pm)
lvl 40 here biggrin.gif

i think ill be able to be faster than perez!


I think it's time for you and some others to get a +10 or two so you can break the 1000 point barrier biggrin.gif
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Dec 5 2007 01:27pm
Quote (JayKwik @ Wed, Dec 5 2007, 11:34am)
I think it's time for you and some others to get a +10 or two so you can break the 1000 point barrier biggrin.gif


What did I tell you about doing your own thinking? wurf.gif
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