Quote (shadowman1 @ Oct 17 2010 02:12am)
Just got shitfaced at the bar, home now, picked up two ladies. They're chilling here as I'm on d2jsp posting this. Superpimp?
hold on here I have doubts about the state of mind your in, which makes me think any of the following are more plausible than you actually having two women in your room waiting for some Alex-Fun-Loving time.
either...
1) your drunk so its one fat chick looking like two
2) your drunk and its 1 girl and 1 guy and you are drunk...
3) your drunk and its really just family coming to chill
4) your drunk and imagining things
5) your drunk and you just spend the last 2 hours blowing up these dolls
6) your drunk ... feel free to add lib here