Quote (ericrower @ Dec 24 2009 01:33pm)
I have Acute Leukemia
that's not good
well found this in that G.I.R.L's profile lol
i can't imagine a girl putting this in her profile
had to laugh at the first one cuz its so fucked
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
Made the chain too long.
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police. The man pokes his head out of the window and says "What seems to be the problem officer?" The cop looks bluntly at him and says "Are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" The man let out a sigh "Thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!"
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
This post was edited by diablostoner on Dec 24 2009 12:51pm