If your name is Adam, you are statistically more likely to be a homosexual.
If your name is Joe, statistically you already are a homosexual, not even likely, it just is the way that it is.
If your name is Jathan, then your 2 best friends in LS are called Joe and Adam, and they are both homosexuals. You also like English Penis.
On a completely unrelated note...
http://media.giphy.com/media/11gZNith2nu9AA/giphy.gifThought you might need help finding this...