(718): what happened last night?
(917): u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
(718): that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just had to post this

i laughed my ass off
and some more cuz im laughing so hard

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
THIS ONES FOR RAF HAHA(407): Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
This post was edited by RoX_OwnZ-YoU on Oct 12 2009 08:56am