well its joke time....don't say i didn't warn you guys....



A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to
atavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he
passes through the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2..25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'
biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires
with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes,
I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

wierd cause whenever my chars expire i can still get on em..

hope so, not sure by how many days they expired....if that matters....OH, cool game coming out on june 2nd-4th in the states. The Sims 3...course i can't run it on this computer, its an almost 8 years old peice of fecal matter.

yeah same. its a great glitch.

as long as nobody has stolen your character name, then u can log back onto expired chars


btw pskoo im getting steam again so i can get CS 1.6. hope teh see u on there

This post was edited by pHLeader on Apr 23 2009 08:27pm

sure. account name is adub1234 add me on friends

u should get a mic man. alot of guidies are hoping our vent.

i like condition zero better. just to let u all know

not my type of game.

You have partially won the lottery, and received 1,480.00 Forum Gold. You started with 222.99 Forum Gold, and your new Forum Gold amount is 1,702.99.

Can we get a whoop-whoop?

GRATS!