Quote (Paparick @ Sep 4 2014 01:26am)

Damn paper boy hit the door with the paper, woke up the dog who went into major bark mode, which woke up the wife who screamed at the dog, which woke me up mad as hell at the wife for screaming in my ear which caused her to kick me outa bed for yelling at her so I got up and made me a coffee and got onto the computer to relax.

The dog?? he went back to sleep, ofc.

Quote (izParagonzi @ Sep 4 2014 01:41am)

Well... you are lucky... all I got was a cat climbing up the bed to my face and going "Hmmm, what would happen if I sharpen my claws on that bulge breathing? Well let me see, I need the door open so it will all be fine"

Yup... got the morning face scratch to wake me up... damn, I would rather have a woman screaming at me to get out of bed instead of a useless fluffy pussy that claws my face in the mornings.

Quote (Paparick @ Sep 4 2014 09:45pm)

This sounds soooo wrong in sooooooooo many ways   

Quote (klinezerokilla @ Sep 4 2014 09:45pm)

my cat gets right in my ear and lets out the largest meow until I wake up.... sorry for u both, btw huge cat huge meow lol

Quote (xoazeus @ Sep 4 2014 09:49pm)

Our weenie dog has a very loud sharp yap. It can scare the shit out of you. Especially when you're asleep. I have actually wanted to strangle that little shit before. It's a good thing I love her.

Yea.... I hit 55..... That's it. I am definitely ready for a break.

Quote (izParagonzi @ Sep 4 2014 04:54am)

And you are definately not telling me anything new...

So... to keep the guild chat open... how goes everything with Ladder Slasher? I have been having a Ball [lucky the pussy does not comprehend human euthamism [sp] to the term Ball in this sentence?



Dang... a meower, is it female? Only asking because it just seems it bitches at you to let it out!



Oh man... yep... got to love those yelpers... had a corgie cross with some other small dog breed... poor bitch was so loud yapping, the rest of the family wanted to keep it nozzled day and nite... poor thing, well, she went on her way one day [like they do] and died somewhere where we could not find her.

Enjoy the yelping... once it is gone... you and your family will definately miss it...

Quote (klinezerokilla @ Sep 4 2014 10:01pm)

nope its a male, and its more like he is demanding that I wake up and top off his food, or else, lolol I don't let him out, I live in a city and have had a few bad instances where cats have not returned

Quote (xoazeus @ Sep 4 2014 10:12pm)

Believe me, I know. I have lost 2 dogs. Sometimes missing them hits me pretty hard. I guess if you really love them like family- and I did- you never really get over it.

Ever heard of "The Rainbow Bridge"?

Quote (xoazeus @ Sep 4 2014 10:26pm)

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Quote (xoazeus @ Sep 4 2014 02:26am)

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Quote (klinezerokilla @ Sep 4 2014 05:44am)

this made me cry, thank you for this