Quote (Paparick @ Sep 4 2014 09:26pm)
Damn paper boy hit the door with the paper, woke up the dog who went into major bark mode, which woke up the wife who screamed at the dog, which woke me up mad as hell at the wife for screaming in my ear which caused her to kick me outa bed for yelling at her so I got up and made me a coffee and got onto the computer to relax.
The dog?? he went back to sleep, ofc.
Well... you are lucky... all I got was a cat climbing up the bed to my face and going "Hmmm, what would happen if I sharpen my claws on that bulge breathing? Well let me see, I need the door open so it will all be fine"
Yup... got the morning face scratch to wake me up... damn, I would rather have a woman screaming at me to get out of bed instead of a useless fluffy pussy that claws my face in the mornings.