lol.... don't worry. One will be coming soon enough I'm sure. There has to be another sockcucker to piss me off. Atm I only have me to rant on. I'll see what I can do tho
You guys are the last ones I want to piss off.
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Yesterday it took me 5 minutes to try to figure out why I couldn't fricking drive. I hit arrow keys and nada. I was like wtf???? How the hell do I move now??? Went back to re read updates - nada. Tried again.Left/right didn't fricking work and up/down just moved my fricking page. I'm already 5 minutes into this and haven't done shit yet except get pissed off because things aren't going like I expected.Went back to town and reentered catas. Wtf???!!!??? It worked just fine. I have no fricking clue what happened. I hit 2 flashes and I was like
.Almost back to the fricking start. Got almost to the end and yep another fricking flash. Oh the rage. 3 steps away from the end and I am praying for all I am worth " Please don't spin me now...please don't spin me now. Well it didn't. It fucking flashed me. Almost as flucking far away as possible. Oh the rage was on then. I was thinking what kind of fricking bullshit is this????!!!!!!???? Sending someone almost all the way across the fricking map that close to the fricking end. Fricking sockcucking bullshit is what it is. I was sooooooo :fume:
I read about an uber chest at the end and I was thinking sureeeeeeee but I was secretly hoping "hell yeah". Maybe at least something that didn't suck as bad as the usual. Well I got to the end and I didn't see a fricking chest anywhere. I was thinking wtf is this??? Where the fluck is this fricking uber chest at??? Then I notice this thing called a map. I was thinking ok... maybe that will tell me what I have to do to get to the uber chest. It wasn't a fricking map at all. I grab it and find out it has adds for warm lights. Srsly??? A good warm light usually fills you back up anyway. Do I really need 163% bonus? No. Ofc wtf do I expect? Almost 20 minutes to do a fricking lvl 1 map- counting the first 5 when I was trying to just get started. 15 fricking minutes to do a lvl 1 map and it should have been done in 5- 10 tops.Counting those fricking flashes. I felt like a kid with Downs syndrome trying to drive. Sooooooooo fricking slow.I definitely need to work on my driving skills. Maybe I can get back to my usual suck ass driving instead of the uber suck ass slowness of yesterday. Today has got to be better.... For the sake of what little sanity I have left I fricking hope so. My attack skills need some work too. I was calling myself a slow ass sockcucking fothermucking sonofabitch. I felt like I was moving in slow motion. If you think my actions sucked before, that was nothing compared to yesterday. That's my main reason for not joining runs. If I do join a run there is no way in hell I am driving. Fuck that. I srsly need some time in the ame before I join any runs. Noobs would have talked shit to me. Let me put it this way..... Remember the "Red Flags"? I should have one by name.