Quote (pele_188 @ Sun, Jul 19 2009, 10:19am)

I tried to teach my dog to get a beer, but I've taught her to stay out of the kitchen so she's like "what"? "you want me to get a beer, but to stay out of the kitchen"? "How does that work"? I guess I can't blame her huh? LOL

I can just see it: one day your wife wakes up (you're still sleeping obviously), goes into the kitchen, and immediately runs back and wakes you up, saying, "Honey, why is the fridge in the family room?"
You (massively hungover): "Uhhhnn, well you see I was having drunken vent night with the boys at Empire, and I was no-regenning, so I made Sparky get my beers for me."