Quote (TooNArmY @ Apr 3 2011 10:51pm)
I'M KIDDING I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOCIETY BAHAHA FOOLED YOU.But seriously. If you two slash again and not come back
You phony liar. Your oldest son pushes dope and is a pimp. I have here a signed affidavit from three hundred badly used women. And your second son is a homosexual. I have super 8 film of him. And your youngest son lost his penis in a reaping accident and I have here a signed statement attesting to that fact from the entire eight grade girls' gym class. So don't try to fool me with your pathetic lies. Admit that you lead a lousy life. Do you know on a national scale of one to 800, you rank 92; and on a local scale you are 33, and on an international scale 106, and on an all-white scale 23, and on an all-black scale 640, and on a pink scale 16, and that your capability ranking places you in the lowest percentile in the entire universe. It's a sad like I see before me, Mrs. Mann. You haven't any friends. None. Do you realize that you never call anybody up, and that nobody ever calls you up? And that you're universally snubbed and pitied at PTA cocktail parties? And that your husband married you only because he had to, and your house keeping is among the most slovenly on the eastern seaboard, and you physical appeal is in the lower quadrangle of the pentaglical scale--and that's not very high, Mrs. Mann--and that your children rank as the foremost failed children in the nation and are well below the national level in areas of achievement, maturity, and ethical thinking. WHY DO YOU CONTINUE LIVING, MRS. MANN? WHY DON'T YOU DO YOURSELF A FAVOR?
Lol.
aidan.