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#341
Mar 11 2009 09:41pm
Quote (dooder @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 08:39pm)
Let us go, you and me, to pizza hut. We shall buy for our consumption two pizzas. One with for to eat, the other to lay in and smother our bodies with grease. Let this be a testiment to our sense of bro love. Let this be a forever monument for all to see, we shall go forth, once the grease has settled in, and pose naked, to be a pose of art for all the world to see!


And there, among the viewers of the living art that is our naked bodies, shall spring up as one millions of rainbow flowers for all to see and enjoy. And there scent shall be the scent of our everlasting love, and those flowers shall live forever and ever.
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Mar 11 2009 09:43pm
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And there, among the viewers of the living art that is our naked bodies, shall spring up as one millions of rainbow flowers for all to see and enjoy. And there scent shall be the scent of our everlasting love, and those flowers shall live forever and ever.


And now Wes has logged onto this site. We can now demonstrate how we feel three ways, in a cricle, with window blinds in front of our faces, pulled shut, while the others pull on our member. Whenever you wish to see a face, all you need do, is pull the blinds.
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Mar 11 2009 09:47pm
Quote (dooder @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 08:43pm)
And now Wes has logged onto this site. We can now demonstrate how we feel three ways, in a cricle, with window blinds in front of our faces, pulled shut, while the others pull on our member. Whenever you wish to see a face, all you need do, is pull the blinds.


But we shall know by those who pull those binds. For those who do are not truely in tune with the circle, for we have no need of faces or names, merely the feel of eachother, and the smell of desire.
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Mar 11 2009 09:52pm
Quote (ItsLotd @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 07:47pm)
But we shall know by those who pull those binds. For those who do are not truely in tune with the circle, for we have no need of faces or names, merely the feel of eachother, and the smell of desire.


And the smell of the paste will meld with the smell of the now, and all the smell of all those rotting cheeseburgers will become one with the smell of our circle activity, and it will be good, and when we arise out from this we will not be three, but one. Just as the smells became one. Then the kittens will be able to roam freely again, through the land, sipping on milk, spiked with whiskey. And the yaks will be able to roam through the forrests, making love to each others anus, and rabbits will again flourish, as will the priest man boy love circles. The cows will no longer be afraid to censure their moo's, and the roosters will be free to lay their eggs of supremacy. Pandas will be allowed to rape, like they did in times of old, and aliens will roam free, shoving anal probes left and right, as the law of underwear on backwards will no longer hinder this freedom they became so accustomed to, and took for granted. Alas, if only such a world could exist. If only they would let it be! Oh where am I, and where have I come from, Where am I going? Oh soda cans from the sky, please hear my calls, and my cries, allow the pizza grease to settle!!!
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Mar 11 2009 10:05pm
Quote (dooder @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 08:52pm)
And the smell of the paste will meld with the smell of the now, and all the smell of all those rotting cheeseburgers will become one with the smell of our circle activity, and it will be good, and when we arise out from this we will not be three, but one. Just as the smells became one. Then the kittens will be able to roam freely again, through the land, sipping on milk, spiked with whiskey. And the yaks will be able to roam through the forrests, making love to each others anus, and rabbits will again flourish, as will the priest man boy love circles. The cows will no longer be afraid to censure their moo's, and the roosters will be free to lay their eggs of supremacy. Pandas will be allowed to rape, like they did in times of old, and aliens will roam free, shoving anal probes left and right, as the law of underwear on backwards will no longer hinder this freedom they became so accustomed to, and took for granted. Alas, if only such a world could exist. If only they would let it be! Oh where am I, and where have I come from, Where am I going? Oh soda cans from the sky, please hear my calls, and my cries, allow the pizza grease to settle!!!


Fear not, my long streak of love! For the world of your dreams shall be delivered by the man of your dreams! All things that you and I dare to dream shall come to pass in the days to come. For how shall they deny us the fruits of our passion? None who feel so strongly so shall be denied. We shall reach out for our dreams and find them closer than we had expected. Indeed, as close as a pizza hut, and all the greese contained therein. And we shall grasp, in our own hands, our dreams, wanting not the escapes into daydreams and flights of fancy, for all our fantasies shall be here, in reality! The people, seeing our passion and the flame of our hearts, shall rise up and join us in this Quest! For a Quest it shall be. We shall all dress in the shining armor and bright helms of the knights of the round table, for at pizza hut our Quest shall set forth, with a stuffed crust supreme pizza, and we shall not be hungry for many a day, for it is laden with much sausage.
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#346
Mar 11 2009 10:17pm
Quote (ItsLotd @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 08:05pm)
Fear not, my long streak of love! For the world of your dreams shall be delivered by the man of your dreams! All things that you and I dare to dream shall come to pass in the days to come. For how shall they deny us the fruits of our passion? None who feel so strongly so shall be denied. We shall reach out for our dreams and find them closer than we had expected. Indeed, as close as a pizza hut, and all the greese contained therein. And we shall grasp, in our own hands, our dreams, wanting not the escapes into daydreams and flights of fancy, for all our fantasies shall be here, in reality! The people, seeing our passion and the flame of our hearts, shall rise up and join us in this Quest! For a Quest it shall be. We shall all dress in the shining armor and bright helms of the knights of the round table, for at pizza hut our Quest shall set forth, with a stuffed crust supreme pizza, and we shall not be hungry for many a day, for it is laden with much sausage.


And we will surely wear our armor backwards, to signify the importance of an anal lifestyle, we shall use our armor as a symbol of brotherly homoeroticismic love, we shall embrace each cloud, and tree as they shake hands with nature and man and penis. We will run together, hand in hand, other hand holding a slice of pizza, through the fields, witnessing this bond between cloud and tree, and know that is is our backwards underwear wearing love which created this unity between men, and nature, and trees and clouds. And we will never, ever forget, the chants of the soda cans, which melt under the heat of the sun, which in turn is heated ever so brightly by the love which is shared by the two men who run through the fields, anal probes in ass, hand in hand, pizza slice in other hand, laughing gaily ever onward!
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#347
Mar 11 2009 10:24pm
Quote (dooder @ Wed, Mar 11 2009, 09:17pm)
And we will surely wear our armor backwards, to signify the importance of an anal lifestyle, we shall use our armor as a symbol of brotherly homoeroticismic love, we shall embrace each cloud, and tree as they shake hands with nature and man and penis. We will run together, hand in hand, other hand holding a slice of pizza, through the fields, witnessing this bond between cloud and tree, and know that is is our backwards underwear wearing love which created this unity between men, and nature, and trees and clouds. And we will never, ever forget, the chants of the soda cans, which melt under the heat of the sun, which in turn is heated ever so brightly by the love which is shared by the two men who run through the fields, anal probes in ass, hand in hand, pizza slice in other hand, laughing gaily ever onward!


And the trees and clouds shall indeed be the symbolic embodiment of our love. For we shall each be as a tree, with our roots firmly implanted in the assholes of the world. And yet our leaves and branches shall ever reach for the heavens, and the clouds rain down on us, the moisture covering us as we soak it up, and take it inside us. and we grow larger, and ever stronger, and we are filled with life. So that we shall each be the others cloud, or tree, or patch of earth to plant our root, and we shall never want for sustenance.
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#348
Mar 12 2009 10:39am
Damn, for homo's you two do type good. smile.gif

ironic e; *type well.
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#349
Mar 12 2009 03:06pm
Quote (AVB @ Thu, Mar 12 2009, 08:39am)
Damn, for homo's you two do type good. smile.gif

ironic e; *type well.


Are you insinuating that homoseuals are idiots!? laugh.gif
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#350
Mar 13 2009 01:58am
Quote (dooder @ Thu, Mar 12 2009, 02:06pm)
Are you insinuating that homoseuals are idiots!? laugh.gif


i do believe his remarks were aimed at that target, yes.
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