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Jun 24 2010 11:47am
Quote (Stok3d @ Jun 24 2010 12:37pm)
What a day...

Well, today was the day I accompany my wife to the doctor's office for her baby checkup. Also, we are to find out the sex of the baby. As many of you know, I was VERY satisfied with my current ( 3yr old Boy/ 1yr old Girl) situation. Well, my wife wanted another daughter and as you guessed, she drugged me, tied me up, and somehow got herself pregnant against my will. I really had no part in this whole situation I swear!

Now that you know a little background, I'll share what happened today. The babyin the belly is doing extremely well and turns out to be hung like a dmn horse. Literally I wasn't sure if I was looking at his arm or not, but the nurse assured me it was his manhood. (I can already tell he is going to take after his father ;) ) All of this is great news! However, as we're driving in the car from the baby x-ray shop, my wife proceeds to state that maybe we should lapse our idea of our children assuming names beginning with first initals that match ours. "Honestly, how many good girl names start with an 'E'" Alright guys, if you weren't reading for content, please realize that my name is Nick and we just found out we're having a BOY! OMG she's already planning #4 and she's still halfway through the pregnancy of her 3rd.

Needless to say my 'water' cup is already filled with Vodka in the office...


Two words... Secret Vasectomy :D

Serious note though, congrats on the good news and watch out for the drugs/ropes in the future :lol:
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Jun 24 2010 12:02pm
Quote (Stok3d @ Jun 24 2010 06:37pm)
What a day...

Well, today was the day I accompany my wife to the doctor's office for her baby checkup. Also, we are to find out the sex of the baby. As many of you know, I was VERY satisfied with my current ( 3yr old Boy/ 1yr old Girl) situation. Well, my wife wanted another daughter and as you guessed,she drugged me, tied me up, and somehow got herself pregnant against my will. I really had no part in this whole situation I swear!

Now that you know a little background, I'll share what happened today. The babyin the belly is doing extremely well and turns out to be hung like a dmn horse. Literally I wasn't sure if I was looking at his arm or not, but the nurse assured me it was his manhood. (I can already tell he is going to take after his father ;) ) All of this is great news! However, as we're driving in the car from the baby x-ray shop, my wife proceeds to state that maybe we should lapse our idea of our children assuming names beginning with first initals that match ours. "Honestly, how many good girl names start with an 'E'" Alright guys, if you weren't reading for content, please realize that my name is Nick and we just found out we're having a BOY! OMG she's already planning #4 and she's still halfway through the pregnancy of her 3rd.

Needless to say my 'water' cup is already filled with Vodka in the office...


we didn't know u needed Viagra to lift it up... Congratulations on the 2nd Boy :thumbsup: You are a lucky guy my friend :D

Btw: been sending u some 10/25 and some shrines ;) Got 15% so far today :D

This post was edited by SuioMdl on Jun 24 2010 12:10pm
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Jun 24 2010 01:00pm
Sounds like a good start to a little league team! Grats on another boy~!
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Jun 24 2010 01:30pm
Congrats on the news Nick! thats awesome. The thought of 2 little yous' running around gives me great hopes for the future of LS.
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#3315
Jun 24 2010 02:26pm
Thanks everyone for the "Mostly" kind comments :hug:

I just found out google has their own online software simlar to MS Office. I'm going to try to do some stuff with their Spreadsheets. Testing to see if this can be embedded:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Audv9IEWGWNtdC1wSzRXcUoxVWNfOTZLMnMzdkhCMGc&hl=en&authkey=CNW12ws

Click on the gadget1 link at the bottom to enable the filters. This could be a way for me to transfer some of my Excel spreadsheets to online.

This post was edited by Stok3d on Jun 24 2010 02:45pm
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Jun 24 2010 02:31pm
Quote (Stok3d @ Jun 24 2010 03:26pm)
Thanks everyone for the "Mostly" kind comments :hug:

I just found out google has their own online software simlar to MS Office. I'm going to try to do some stuff with their Spreadsheets. Testing to see if this can be embedded:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Audv9IEWGWNtdC1wSzRXcUoxVWNfOTZLMnMzdkhCMGc&hl=en&authkey=CNW12ws


you are lucky you locked it, i was going to add a few things
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Jun 24 2010 02:43pm
Quote (Moojilsuh @ Jun 24 2010 04:31pm)
you are lucky you locked it, i was going to add a few things


Yea, I figured so ;)
I had no idea this thing existed. I wish I could embed this as it could be extremely handy... http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=45336093&f=120&p=301931977#p301931977 is my request for help. If anyone can do it, I'm sure the programming guru's there may know...

This post was edited by Stok3d on Jun 24 2010 02:44pm
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#3318
Jun 24 2010 02:52pm
i couldn't stop watching this. wondering whether to laugh or feel bad so.... here it is


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#3319
Jun 24 2010 02:57pm
Quote (Stok3d @ Jun 24 2010 01:37pm)
What a day...

Well, today was the day I accompany my wife to the doctor's office for her baby checkup. Also, we are to find out the sex of the baby. As many of you know, I was VERY satisfied with my current ( 3yr old Boy/ 1yr old Girl) situation. Well, my wife wanted another daughter and as you guessed, she drugged me, tied me up, and somehow got herself pregnant against my will. I really had no part in this whole situation I swear!

Now that you know a little background, I'll share what happened today. The babyin the belly is doing extremely well and turns out to be hung like a dmn horse. Literally I wasn't sure if I was looking at his arm or not, but the nurse assured me it was his manhood. (I can already tell he is going to take after his father ;) ) All of this is great news! However, as we're driving in the car from the baby x-ray shop, my wife proceeds to state that maybe we should lapse our idea of our children assuming names beginning with first initals that match ours. "Honestly, how many good girl names start with an 'E'" Alright guys, if you weren't reading for content, please realize that my name is Nick and we just found out we're having a BOY! OMG she's already planning #4 and she's still halfway through the pregnancy of her 3rd.

Needless to say my 'water' cup is already filled with Vodka in the office...


of course not, i'm the baby's father...

on a serious note, congrats nick on the kid nick. :D
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#3320
Jun 24 2010 02:57pm
Quote (FloppyWaffles @ Jun 24 2010 03:52pm)
i couldn't stop watching this. wondering whether to laugh or feel bad so.... here it is


http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5529/awesome.gif


yeah that video's pretty awesome
oh u have a nose? i can fix that, here let me help
im guessing that wasn't in his contract

grats nick, happy for yas (all 5 and hypothetical 6th)
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