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#321
Sep 2 2010 04:54pm
Quote (CatNCobra @ Sep 2 2010 03:47pm)
youve told me that before lol.

me, my cuz, his gf, my buddy scooby, and my lil bro. were all piled onto this small ass couch in the basement of my grams house. all watching 1man 1 jar. fucking epic lol. youve never seen so many people run to fuckin puke (as i lay there laughing like a fuckin retard) then all come back and say "alright replay that i dont fuckin believe it" and stair at it in utter amazement. all while my gram who dosent even like it when we say retarded is freaking out because were watching "dirty videos" lol


:rofl:

Idk what 1man1jar is, nor do i want to....


And you have a buddy named scooby? is he brown and about 3 feet tall and talks with R's?
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#322
Sep 2 2010 04:55pm
Still doesn't beat the fact that his dad thought I was his new gf cuz we were talkin through headset while gaming. THAT was fun Speakers + me sayin "Heybaby, lookin for a good time?" = epic xD
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#323
Sep 2 2010 04:56pm
Quote (SageNovastar @ Sep 2 2010 03:55pm)
Still doesn't beat the fact that his dad thought I was his new gf cuz we were talkin through headset while gaming.  THAT was fun  Speakers + me sayin "Heybaby, lookin for a good time?" = epic xD


Was on the phone :lol:

And wasn't speakerd
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#324
Sep 2 2010 04:58pm
Quote (nissasa @ Sep 2 2010 05:54pm)
:rofl:

Idk what 1man1jar is, nor do i want to....


And you have a buddy named scooby? is he brown and about 3 feet tall and talks with R's?


well theres 2 parts.

part one in short: guy walks through the hall and theres a rand ass mason jar sitting there. he asks his friend if he can have it. i presume both are gay. end of clip.

part2: after obtaining jar man lays down towel, you get a close up of what you first think is a giant albino sea snail and quickly realize its his incredibly small uncircumcised penis just in time for him to shove the entire jar into his ass. it shatters. blood and anal fluids leak everywhere and he takes it like a champ. by pulling EVERY LAST SHARD out of his still bleeding asshole one by one and all without a single word of agony. just a bunch of "oh...shit..."
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#325
Sep 2 2010 05:00pm
Quote (CatNCobra @ Sep 2 2010 03:58pm)
well theres 2 parts.

part one in short: guy walks through the hall and theres a rand ass mason jar sitting there. he asks his friend if he can have it. i presume both are gay. end of clip.

part2: after obtaining jar man lays down towel, you get a close up of what you first think is a giant albino sea snail and quickly realize its his incredibly small uncircumcised penis just in time for him to shove the entire jar into his ass. it shatters. blood and anal fluids leak everywhere and he takes it like a champ. by pulling EVERY LAST SHARD out of his still bleeding asshole one by one and all without a single word of agony. just a bunch of "oh...shit..."


LOL THE FUCK?
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#326
Sep 2 2010 05:01pm
oh.... my.... god.... :wallbash: why do other gay's have to make cool peeps like me look bad?
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#327
Sep 2 2010 05:03pm
Quote (SageNovastar @ Sep 2 2010 04:01pm)
oh.... my.... god....  :wallbash:  why do other gay's have to make cool peeps like me look bad?


:rofl:
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#328
Sep 2 2010 05:04pm
Quote (SageNovastar @ Sep 2 2010 06:01pm)
oh.... my.... god....  :wallbash:  why do other gay's have to make cool peeps like me look bad?


you gay bro?

inb4 basher dick head

pure curiosity XD
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#329
Sep 2 2010 05:06pm
Quote (CatNCobra @ Sep 2 2010 04:04pm)
you gay bro?

inb4 basher dick head

pure curiosity XD


Completely, but i aint a fairy. One of the coolest gay's you'll ever meet.
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#330
Sep 2 2010 05:11pm
Quote (SageNovastar @ Sep 2 2010 06:06pm)
Completely, but i aint a fairy.  One of the coolest gay's you'll ever meet.


even if you were a fairy it wouldnt bug me. my general rule of thumb is dont try and convert me (on any believes, sexual or otherwise) and i wont have any problems accepting yours and respecting your choices.

just by seeing how you are thus far (great judge of character here) im sure you already understand. im glad to call you friend any day bro XD
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