A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and ask him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle,
a few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string
on the counter.
She says, confused sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife.
He answers, You see, it's like this yesterday I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper
So I figure if I have to roll my own.. so does she.