Quote (TheFarSideOfTheForce @ Sun, May 17 2009, 10:02am)
sounds like you had a run in with immigration
Haha not quite...
Quote (schmoogalaboo @ Sun, May 17 2009, 11:19am)
congrats on getting 10% removed!
sounds like it's going to be an interesting story...
Thanks ^.^
Ight, heres my story, I'll use names seeing as its going to make more sense (sorry for incorrect grammer usage and spelling, still drunk as hell) sorry about the huge wall of text haha.
Anyway, last night I was going to an old friends house to get drunk with everyone. My one friend (Jeff) was supposed to give me a ride. We worked it out the night before at my party that he was going to pick me up around 10 (once he was done work) and we would head over.
Well, as you can probably guess, making plans while heavily intoxicated often turns out bad... Jeff goes to University about 4 hours away, now since he just finished and came back home, he had recently been calling people on his cellphone (which was from school so he had a different area code) and ended up having massive phone bills. Well anyway, he ended up getting his phone changed and I had no clue, so I ended up texting his old number last night asking him where the fuck he was. Once I clued in, he was already there.
Now this party was out in the Boons, literally about 20-40 minute drive from my house. Jeff called me and told me he was going to come pick me up, I told him not to because hes a University student and had 0 money anyway (I had no intentions of paying him gas money haha, he lives about 5 houses down from mine and thats why I was gonna go with him).
After hearing this, my other friend Mike decided he wanted to come chill for a bit. He was here Friday for my Party and ended up leaving his beer here, so he came to pick them up and then brought me there.
Well, after all of this was finished being worked out, it was about 11:30. My friend Mike showed up at around quarter to twelve and we headed to the party. Mike had to go pick his brother up from a different party so he ended up dropping me off at this one, and going to get his brother, he told me he would be coming back. By the time I got there, it was about 12:15ish, I walk in with my Cooler filled with plenty of beer and ready to get fucking drunk.... And of course, most people had already headed home (I unfortunately party with friends who like to pass out early
). Anyway, I chilled and drank tons, mingled with all my old friends (hadn't seen a lot of these guys for a few years back in like grade 10 and 11) which was nice (although there were many funny events that happened, I won't tell those seperate stories xD).
Come about 1:30ish, me and one of my old friends Arianna were wondering where Mike was. So we called him several times, texted him, no answer. We figured he was just driving drunk people around, but wanted to investigate further. We stayed at the party for another hour or so, and ended up leaving to find Mike. He lived down the road from the party so me and Anna went to talk to him. When we get to his house his Dog starts barking like crazy and wakes his parents up. Being a drunk idiot, I break into their house and walk downstairs to his room... I wake him up and start trying to have a drunk conversation with him.. Well as you can imagine that didn't go well.
Anyway, while I was distracted talking to him, his mom walks up behind me and scares the living shit out of me (keep in mind Mikes mom is a short 5'3 Italian women who says her mind, where I am 6'2). After yelling at me for waking her up she starts talking to me about how Mike and I might actually be related (We're the only 2 Italians who went to our school in our small town.. and it turns out we're more then likely related...) being drunk of course I'm trippin the fuck out... After talking for about 5 minutes I realize that I left Anna outside by herself, its about 3:30 in the morning, pitch black midle of no where, and shes scared shitless... So I of course end the conversation, Apologize for waking her up, and head back out.
Well I ask Anna what she wants to do and she eventually tells me she lives just down the road.... I leave my Cooler on Mike's porch and fill my many pockets with about 7 or 8 tall cans for the walk. Little did I realize, out here in the middle of fucking nowhere, roads go FOREVER. I decide to walk her home 'down the road' which takes about an hour...
We walk and talk and I completely forget that I have a bunch of beer in my pockets.. So I drop Anna off and was going to go back to Mike's house to sleep. Well being drunk as tits and still having a good 7-8 beers, I decide its a good idea to walk home..
I'm walking along this road in the middle of nowhere, 4:30ish in the morning, open beer in one hand, my pockets filled with more. As I'm walking, a car starts driving past, being drunk, I don't really care...
Anyway, I continue to walk not really caring about the car, when sundenly, it starts slowing down.... Well as it was coming into site, I realized it was a Police Car. Being underage, intoxicated in public, drinking in public, 'insert one of the many laws I was more then likely breaking at the time' I decided it was probably a good idea to avoid them.
So I decide its a good thing to walk into this field that I see next to me to try and get away from this situation... Well as I'm panicing trying to get away from the police and being very drunk, I happen to not realize theres a fairly large wire fence about 4 feet high blocking my path. Well looking back at the cops and walking thinking its an open field, I of course fall over it and eat shit. So now I've fucked my leg and spilt my beer, I'm pretty sure I said Fuck really really load. Anyway, I'm not sure if they didn't see me or what, but they just drove past slowly and continued on.
After they're out of site, I decide to start walking again. So I walk.... Drink... Walk some more.. Drink some more... Walk... Finish my last beer.... Walk some more...
Wasn't until about 5 AM that I realized... I have no fucking clue where I am....
I decide to continue to walk hoping to find some kind of street sign. I eventually get into my Town (thank god) and see someone in an unmarked white van standing outside. Being drunk, I decide to ask him where the fuck I am. Turns out this guy is the Paper dude dropping off the papers to the houses and stores and shit. Funny thing is, I knew him. I've been working Midnights up at the Gas Station for a few weeks now and he comes in to deliver our papers at about 3-4AM all the time. He talks to me for a bit and apologizes that he has to go because hes already running late and has to deliver to another City. He tells me where I am and where to go and gives me a Paper to read for my walk.
So I start walking, ready to finish my journy while reading the paper, I finish the paper and decide that someone may be interested in reading it, so I kindly place it in some dudes Mailbox.
I'm sure I missed some details, but I havn't slept in like 2 days and I'm still drunk as shit. Anyway, I ended up getting home at about 6:30 in the morning and made some Grilled Cheese (don't ask why, its all I could think about on the walk home). Now I'm trying to get some sleep but due to being over-tired, I can't sleep
Perhaps it doesn't sound very exciting to you guys, but at the time, I was fucking drunk and trippin balls.