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Jan 21 2011 09:10pm
Vasectomy completed. :D
Now I have to wait 90 days to make sure it worked, ahh!
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Jan 21 2011 09:17pm
Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 21 2011 09:10pm)
Vasectomy completed. :D
Now I have to wait 90 days to make sure it worked, ahh!


i got 1 it works :)
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Jan 21 2011 09:20pm
Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 21 2011 07:10pm)
Vasectomy completed. :D
Now I have to wait 90 days to make sure it worked, ahh!


90 days?
My buddy was just told to fire off a minimum of 20 rounds before hitting the old lady to make sure all the soldiers were gone :)
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Jan 21 2011 09:29pm
Quote (Snickrz @ Jan 21 2011 10:20pm)
90 days?
My buddy was just told to fire off a minimum of 20 rounds before hitting the old lady to make sure all the soldiers were gone :)


Na, that's not right at all. It's a time thing. It takes over 70 days for the sperm to make out, so there will be some still in there until then.
The doctor even made a point of saying that doing it 10 times a day wouldn't help.. AND the BASTARD told that to my wife.. asshole just cost me 90 days of handjobs. :P

This post was edited by Pumpkin_King on Jan 21 2011 09:37pm
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Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 21 2011 07:29pm)
Na, that's not right at all. It's a time thing. It takes over 70 days for the sperm to make out, so there will be some still in there until then.
The doctor even made a point of saying that doing it 10 times a day wouldn't help.. AND the BASTARD told that to my wife.. asshole just cost me 90 days of handjobs. :P


hahahaha... oh poor nick.. :P
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Jan 21 2011 11:37pm
Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 22 2011 03:29am)
Na, that's not right at all. It's a time thing. It takes over 70 days for the sperm to make out, so there will be some still in there until then.
The doctor even made a point of saying that doing it 10 times a day wouldn't help.. AND the BASTARD told that to my wife.. asshole just cost me 90 days of handjobs. :P


The pull out method should work fine, with not so potent spern ;)

:rofl:
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Jan 22 2011 12:28am
Quote (Ill_E_Gal @ Jan 21 2011 09:37pm)
The pull out method should work fine, with not so potent spern ;)

:rofl:


Nick looks at his wife and she's preggo :P
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Jan 22 2011 12:31am
Quote (Ill_E_Gal @ Jan 22 2011 12:37am)
The pull out method should work fine, with not so potent spern ;)

:rofl:


This is basically the same mindset about 95% of the youth uses and they are in real good shape.
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Jan 22 2011 07:44am
Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 21 2011 09:10pm)
Vasectomy completed. :D
Now I have to wait 90 days to make sure it worked, ahh!


Gl on the wait bro :P
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Jan 22 2011 08:24pm
Quote (Pumpkin_King @ Jan 21 2011 11:29pm)
Na, that's not right at all. It's a time thing. It takes over 70 days for the sperm to make out, so there will be some still in there until then.
The doctor even made a point of saying that doing it 10 times a day wouldn't help.. AND the BASTARD told that to my wife.. asshole just cost me 90 days of handjobs. :P


Just died laughing :P
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