thanks for combs jonid and radu. even it was to short time.. maybe tomorrow we will find smth

i just fucking ROFLED!!!!


True story.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

it isn ot astory.. it is a advertisement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_oAjqBRe4





how much you wanna have for that?

This post was edited by Hello_Kitty on Aug 8 2008 04:03pm

FAiled @ Second Door^^^ my First gp For Guild

ROFL cant believe that was a trojan commercial

GZ on mq Eri :]

Whats up fellas. keep me informed if u guys do any guild slashing.

1-hello @ new comers
2-gz 4 fal eri
3-buongiorno

vouch~

hi myke how are ya???


i have a silly question

who is ur barber?? XD

do you see the lion in my hand
in my profile?
thats my barber!


This post was edited by mykemashi on Aug 9 2008 02:11am