haha. well, to tell you the truth, I just completely made it up. it didn't come from anywhere. I just kinda started typing, and that's what came out. my friend suzi did some research though, and apparently there is actually something called a schmoo. it's from like, some comic strip from the 30's or something. yeah. it really was just me randomly typing though, and I liked the sound of it.

Man thats awesome, that sounds like my friends and I on a Friday night with alcohol and "smokes". We would have the most stupid conversations in the world, like the whole if a tree fell on you in the forest and nobody was around, would you make a noise???. Man, I wish it was Friday!!!

the only thing about this is that there was no alcohol involved at all that's just how I always think. and to think that somebody might trust me enough to be their doctor some day

Wow, I just made a new life decision....



....never go to a new doctor....EVER!

you don't have the slightest thing to worry about

Don't be scared that his laser scalpel is so big.


Maybe he should make a healing character when multiplayer comes out.

Dr Schmoo has a nice ring to it

I hope no one minds I got us a GP for the season.

Dr. Schmoo, MD. nice. and yeah...those laser scalpels are a little hard to control. once I use it though, the problem is eliminated for good what...you wanted your arm back?

Maybe you shoulda collected those unicorn horns to sell as aphrodisiacs on the black market.