HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
walk in to a bar last night, drop my ID under this table of girls.
they hand it back to me, and i go on my way.
2 minutes later, one of the girls comes up to me, tellsme her friend thinks i'm hot, and wants to go to a wedding with me.
so, next weekend, im out of town at a wedding with this random hot chick, haha.
size 3, taking classes on sexual deviance. i'm going to have a blast

best first 3 minutes downtown ever?