Quote (Schnitzel-hunter @ 24 Dec 2011 21:47)
Ach Familie is doch was feines oder?

Ne aber anstrengende Menschen bin ich ja gewöhnt aber nicht wenn ich so müde bin und so absolut nichts los ist!
naja, man muss auch Witze machen können xD
A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately,
his dick was too small, so every time they had
sex he used a pickle instead of his dick. For
seven year's he has been doing that. One night
his wife suspect that something is wrong so
while they are having sex she quickly threw
the cover and turned on the lights! So the
woman said, "What the hell is that, are you
using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for
seven years you have been doing that, you
piece of shit." So the man said, "Shut the fuck
up! It's been seven years and I never asked
where the hell those kids came from!"