Quote (jlhromeo @ Oct 27 2009 05:03pm)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 .
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and
Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. ! Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING ! !!!
It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance ..
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs .
Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 ..
Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Tech Support

Quote (jlhromeo @ Oct 27 2009 02:03pm)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 .
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and
Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. ! Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

(KEEP READING)


______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING ! !!!
It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance ..
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs .
Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 ..
Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Tech Support

Quote (XxXsweetNessXxX @ Oct 27 2009 02:11pm)

WAIT you have talked to me in person. Do i sound like that? the accent?

strawberry quick is good stuff YUMM

Quote (izParagonzi @ Oct 27 2009 06:09pm)

11:03 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:04 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:06 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:09 Your fishing rod snapped.

Quote (NormanBates @ Oct 28 2009 10:08am)

no no honey i was trying to spell out the accent of the guy in that video lol the way that he says fawking is hilarious

dasa no good mista

Quote (jlhromeo @ Oct 28 2009 10:15am)

Rex, might I suggest a different style fishing pole? In my opinion, you should fish with this:

Quote (izParagonzi @ Oct 27 2009 06:09pm)

11:03 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:04 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:06 Your fishing rod snapped.
11:09 Your fishing rod snapped.

Quote (diablostoner @ Oct 27 2009 07:37pm)

well imma slash guys. will be on stonedpowers. unless no cata then i will be getting rank 1 glyphing and soloing my guardian

Quote (diablostoner @ Oct 27 2009 08:34pm)

buncha noobs in here 

Quote (jlhromeo @ Oct 27 2009 08:46pm)

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