Intrasiege Ladder Slashing - Topic

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Posts: 21,486

Joined: Jul 21 2005

Gold: 438.40

May 29 2007 11:49pm

Statistics, Names, and Numbers

Overall number of Guild Points
486

Guild Points from May 21st – May 27th
34

Guild Points Gained this Season
254

Starting Guild Points this Season
232

Total Attempts This Week
16

INTRASIEGE Members Ranked by Points
1. Wizz3D 61
2. Roomba 45
3. Skitty 35
4. zargon99 26
5. JayKwik 23
6. empyriosis 23
7. ryhn 22
8. Adrikas 21
9. DumDum 20
10. Zombiez 18
11. Garion1966 17
12. kewbie 15
13. Gamble311 13
14. swtcrumpet 13
15. jmbjmbjmb 12
16. Hijinx 10
17. Dolby.m 5
18. ROBOT_rus 4
19. InsaneBobb 3
20. LordOfWar86 3
21. mrporno 3
22. Scootertaj 2
23. calgarys_finest 1
24. Strider1 1
25. Clive 1
26. D2jspHobo 1
27. GOD-EricDraven 1
28. universalrage666 1

Individual Attempts Made this Week:
1. Wizz3D (+1) (May 22nd)
2. Scooteraj (+1) (May 22nd)
3. Zombiez (+1) (May 22nd)
4. calgarys_finest (+1) (May 23rd)
5. Adrikas (+10) (May 23rd)
6. Strider1 (+1) (May 23rd)
7. Kewbie (+1) (May 23rd)
8. DumDum (+10) (May 24th)
9. Gamble311 (+1) (May 24th)
10. InsaneBobb (+1) (May 24th)
11. JayKwik (+1) (May 27th)
12. JayKwik (+1) (May 27th)
13. Wizz3D (+1) (May 27th)
14. Kewbie (+1) (May 27th)
15. Zombiez (+1) (May 27th)
16. jmbjmbjmb (+1) (May 27th)

Bloody Sunday Participants – Week 2
1. JayKwik (+1)
2. JayKwik (+1)
3. Wizz3d (+1)
4. Kewbie (+1)
5. Zombiez (+1)
6. jmbjmbjmb (+1)

Bloody Sunday Participants – Overall
InsaneBobb
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
Wizz3D
Attempts: 2
Points: 2
Kewbie
Attempts: 3
Points: 3
Skitty
Attempts: 1
Points: 10
Empyriosis
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
Roomba
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
Zombiez
Attempts: 3
Points: 3
jmbjmbjmb
Attempts: 2
Points: 11
ryhn
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
Garion1966
Attempts: 1
Points: 10
mrporno
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
universalrage666
Attempts: 1
Points: 1
JayKwick
Attempts: 2
Points: 2

Bloody Sunday Totals
Total Weeks: 3
Week 1 Attempts: 7
Week 1 Points: 16
Week 2 Attempts: 7
Week 2 Points: 25
Week 3 Attempts: 6
Week 3 Points: 6
Total Attempts: 20
Total Points: 47
Average Attempts: 6.66
Average Points: 15.66
Total Participants: 13

The Annals

INTRASIEGE!

The Army of the ages marches on, forever outdistancing all around us, opposition and allies alike.

The hordes of the enemy pour in, boundless, great beyond counting, evil beyond thought, beyond madness. With the Avatars of the Pink Unicorn as their generals, the mobs of unruly, undisciplined horde stream forth.

Only to smash against the great phalanx again and again, always to be thrown back, again and again, and again. Each time the hordes meet the great army, they are slaughtered by the thousands, leaving mounds of their dead in their withdrawal. And each time, INTRASIEGE gains another step…

With the death count of it’s hordes’ encounters with INTRASIEGE numbering in the millions, the great horned demon, even safe in it’s mountain stronghold, begins to fear, for with each of it’s avatars that is destroyed, it feels itself begin to weaken.

With the ruins of the once great city left behind, the scouts of INTRASIEGE have heard rumors of a great sea, across which, the unicorn is rumored to hide. Strong in it’s resolve, and great through it’s commitment, the army marches, slaughtering by the tens of thousands as it moves.

But between the city and the seas lies a vast desert, through which few have ever ventured. Great sands bury armies, and great hordes bury nations.

But the phalanx fears not, for neither the sands of the earth, nor the demons of beyond can shake it’s resolve. It’s time is near… Push on!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM!

The call to war, like a heartbeat, gives cadence to the violence that comes…

Day 1

The stinking corpses of the city far behind, the army gathers its strength. The victories of Bloody Sunday were great, but so were its costs. Never one to complain, the greatest army of the land marches on, allowing those who have gained knowledge of great and arcane skills and advanced wizardries to become comfortable in their knowledge.

Never resting, never slowing, the Phalanx pushes into the desert. Among the many talents the team shares among them, the gift at finding water is but one, yet finds great usefulness this day.

While there are those among INTRASIEGE who would drink the blood of its enemies along the march, those who would never drink, or would squeeze the bloods of the very sands, and freeze them to mix the nastiest cocktail imaginable, all must share, rather than but a few.

All throughout the day, the monsters of the land rise against the army of INTRASIEGE, seeking to slow what they cannot stop. Yet the phalanx pushes on, determined and without fear, knowing it’s goal is but another step away…

Day 2

An oasis!

Ah… But the true reason for the delaying actions of the horde finally come to light. At the edge of the oasis, spanning it’s entire perimeter, is a great encampment. Surrounded by a great trench, full of sand beasts and patrolled by cockatrices and other horrors of ages gone by, is a wall tipped with sharpened stakes, decorated by the heads of heroes from days gone by.

Seeing this, the Army grins.

FINALLY!

An end to the monotony of the march, the senseless slaughter without relief. Perched atop the wall displaying it’s coat of dagger-like pink hair for the world to see, an avatar directs the hordes in the defense of the oasis.

A TARGET!

Pausing in their march, with those less prepared throwing off the demons to either side, the great wizard, Scooteraj, brings great blasts of lightning from the sky, clearing the trench of those who would make the army as stone.

Rushing forward and slashing with his sword, Wizz clears the sand beasts of the trench, showing the calm assurance and true mastery gained with the skills of the Monk.

With a great charge, Zombiez smashes the Club of Glory into the wall, collapsing a great section, and rocking the avatar on it’s perch!

But out of the breach charges another avatar! A trap!

Scrambling out of the beasts path, Wizz is taken by surprise as the horn rips through his throat, dropping him to the ground gasping for the air that wouldn’t come, knowing his defeat even as blood rushes into his lungs…

As Scooter prepares another great blast of electrifying energy, the second unicorn bounds the wall, stomping it’s shod hooves into the great mage, felling him to the ground and rearing back in triumph.

Zombiez, knowing death is near, grins and faces the two beasts. Drawing the life forces from a few of the nearby fell mages who would dare to attack him, he prepares a great and mighty swing, determined to fell both of the beasts at once!

But the avatars, once again anticipating their foe, focus their forces on a hidden relic they carry, causing the earth beneath the hero to gape wide. Like the jaws of the great Worms of legend, zombiez is swallowed into earth, seeing darkness close behind.

With a great howl of rage, the phalanx uses it’s magics to pull the heroes back, and sets camp for the night. Come the morrow, the avatars will know pain, we avow it!

Day 3

Knowing the great powers of the relic of the avatars, the army sets up a siege to last out the day. Throwing balls of fire, drawing lightning out of clear skies, and freezing the very air.

Slinging great spears from hastily assembled ballistae and throwing massive rocks clubbed from the underbelly of the sands, the great army pummels the hordes, costing them dearly, and taking little injury in return.

Finally a clear path opens up to the Avatars.

Keeping the might of the avatars in mind, Calgarys Finest, Strider, Kewbie and Adrikas move forward as one.

Marching forward in lockstep, with the rapidness of soldiers with targets in sight, the four rush at the avatars. Knowing their true chance at success lies in overpowering the great demons before the horned bastards can truly prepare, the four rush into the fray.

Lagging slightly behind, Adrikas witnesses his three team mates hurtle into a wall of pure energy, turning their bones to jelly, and their flesh to mush. Yet through their sacrifice, the wall is weakened.

Seizing the opportunity, he leaps forward, beheading one of the great beasts! Turning to face the other, he sees it nowhere. It has fled.

Entrance into the Oasis has been gained, and the day is won!

Yet the morrow will bring the true challenge, the test of courage that INTRASIEGE alone has shown time and again it is capable of outdoing all it’s opponents on…

Day 4

The day has just begun, yet victory is certain!

The men and women of INTRASIEGE, confident in their strength, smash into the remains of the fell guardians of the Oasis, staining the waters of it’s small lake a bloody red, turning its trees into torches by which the monsters of the night shall burn in unholy agony.

Gamble and InsaneBobb, mighty wizard and lowly annalist, team together in search for prey. Knowing the last avatar lurks the lakeshore, and seeking to sent it to its eternity ere the days end, they follow the tracks of the hooves it has left behind.

Alternately burning their attackers to senders and freezing them to solid blocks of ice, the two cautiously work their way forward, leaving little but puddles of thawing blood and scorched earth in their wake.

Yet they are not cautious enough. For out of the lake roars the missing avatar, running it’s horn through the left ribcage of Gamble, and into his beating heart.

Dodging clear of his fallen comrade, the annalist pours all the frozen death into his sword possible, causing the very air his weapon touches to shatter with a crystalline chime. Drawing on the knowledge of the samurai arts, the Soul of Insanity glides forward for the kill…

And gasps in shock as he feels a lance of pure fire pierce into his back. Gurgling in disbelief, he watches the image of the avatar fade, as the illusion dissipates, and the avatar lifts the annalist into the air and throws him into the lake, laughing in glee.

But the laughter is cut short as the horned beast is cut nearly in two by a great swipe of a mighty Paladin’s sword. Appearing as though out of nowhere, DumDum came just in time to catch the cunning beast off guard, and with but a single blow eliminated yet another threat to the great army, brought the world yet one step closer to the peace it craved…

Days 5 & 6

The Oasis left behind, and the sea just over the horizon, the Army of INTRASIEGE forces its pace. Now is the time to make up for lost ground.

With it’s captain, JayKwik, leading the way, the army pushes into the hordes who would stop them, clearing the way for it’s allied armies following behind.

Following the scent of fresh blood, the Army marches across the dunes and through the riverbeds, dry but for the blood of armies.

Topping one last rise, the army sees it.

THE SEA!

And look! A dock! With a fleet of great ships casting off, the dock is the dream of those who gaze down upon it. Guarded by but a single avatar, how could the greatest team to ever greet war with laughter ever lose?

Setting up camp on the hillside, INTRASIEGE’S great wizards join together in throwing great balls of fire down into the masses of the horde that guards the ships, freezing the waters upon which they would sale through.

We MUST capture a ship! While there are trees to the side, the building of great craft would delay us, cause us to lose ground on those whom we would wish to introduce to the fair lady, death herself…

BLOODY SUNDAY

IT IS TIME!

The sea is ours!

With a great surge, the combined might of the great army crashes down upon the hordes guarding the seaside.

The carnage is fierce, as thousands of foes die the eternal death of damnation. Fighting their way furiously down to the docks, the men of INTRASIEGE force past all fortifications, heeding no barriers, and smashing down even the mightiest of foe with the strength of demigods.

Jay, the great captain, is the first to reach the beast of nightmares, blasting a sheet of pure ice out of his dagger, straight toward the thing’s horn. Little did he know, the horn has powers of it’s own…

Melting the ice, and flaming towards the great hero, a huge swath of fire melts the very air through which it travels. Burning Wizz and Kewbie to cinders, it envelopes Jay in the burning inferno that only one’s imagination of hell had seen prior.

Yet the hero refused to fall. With one last great effort, he calls a great cloud from the see. But the sheets of fist-sized hail simply were not enough. The unicorn ignores them, as he watches Jay burn with great glee.

Zombiez and JM, dispatching the last of the Beast’s command left on land, jump at the great beast in unison. With a great howl of rage, zombiez once again seeks to bring the Club of Glory smashing down upon the Unicorn’s skull, ending it’s sight through this avatar forever.

But the beast is not there! The club smashes through, hitting the ground and bouncing back, crushing the hero’s skull with the force of the fury with which he swung.

Caught in astonishment, JM glances around. Seeing the Unicorn rushing to the last moored ship, he chases after. He’s gaining ground!

As the unicorn leaps to the ship, JM leaps after, sword ready to meet whatever comes.

And the ship explodes!

The Unicorn has once again shown it’s cunning. For far out in the sea, a great peal of laughter is heard, as the last avatar on this side of the ocean flees to the safety of the blocade…

Tending to it’s wounded, seeing to the enemy dead, the Army makes camp.

The building process of the new ships won’t take long, and while the Avatar escaped, still the legends will sing loudly over the tens of thousands of the hordes of evil slain this great and bloody Sunday…

Disclaimer: All information given out in this edition of the Intrasiege Annals was gathered by InsaneBobb. Not all information gathered is guaranteed accurate. Future Editions of the Annals do, however, depend on at least minimal participation and effort from the team, as this is, after all, a team effort.