Quote (thunderga @ Jan 22 2013 01:02am)
Jimmy decided to tie the knot with his long-time girl friend.
One evening after the honeymoon, he was assembling loads of ammunition for his upcoming hunting trip.
His wife was standing at his work bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks and says, "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading and fishing. You should sell your guns and boat."
A horrified look comes across Jimmies face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Jimmy says, "There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams. "I didn't know you were marred before!"
He replies, "I wasn't."
bitch sounds crazy
Quote (WaFFleS001 @ Feb 9 2013 01:41am)
Hello everyone im very happy to be able to come on here and say hello! I recently almost died and ive changed my life big time, I hope everyone is doing well
if anyone can come on vent lmk would love to talk to u guys again
what happened?