Quote (thunderga @ Jan 21 2013 09:02pm)
Jimmy decided to tie the knot with his long-time girl friend.
One evening after the honeymoon, he was assembling loads of ammunition for his upcoming hunting trip.
His wife was standing at his work bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks and says, "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading and fishing. You should sell your guns and boat."
A horrified look comes across Jimmies face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Jimmy says, "There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams. "I didn't know you were marred before!"
He replies, "I wasn't."
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