yeah, its always good to have something to lead off with, but have a back up plan so you dont build up the excitement and fall flat, or limp in this case.

Oh no worries. By that time I'll be... well.. Bob Seger said it best... "Like a Rock"

i've always worked under the assumption that if i keep on only working her 1/4 or 1/2 way there before i finish it leave her always leaves her wanting more. besides i've always told my girlfriend 1/2 + 1/2 = 1 whole

Like a rock is a chevy thing as well.... does that mean that you need a Small block 350 attached to ya to get maximum performance???

I'm sure the vibrations wouldn't hurt >.>

so your admitting that you need the help of a device?

No ma'am. I just said it couldn't hurt. I know it's hard for people without Y chromosomes to read fully and comprehend, but please try for me.

The ability of a female to read and comprehend would be a whole lot easier of the male species decided to put things onto more feminine terms.
You stated that the vibrations couldnt hurt. Therefore a female would translate that into : that if it couldnt hurt then maybe, just maybe, his skill level is slightly lacking in the department in which I am most interested in."

The ability of a female to read and comprehend would be a whole lot easier if... wait... they don't need to really comprehend all that much, just cooking recipes and grocery lists.

I don't know, how about oral with the shocker? That can work.