Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Jul 11 2012 09:44am)
So I was playing blue version for shits and gigs because I was bored.
And it dawned on me how awful the game really was when you looked at it from a balancing perspective.
I started playing it and I forgot how special attack and defense were mixed together and basically made Alakazam the most broken pokemon in the game.
And Gengar can learn moves to make him a pain in the ass. (Thunderbolt/Thunder/Mega Drain/Toxic/Double Team)
And the only pokemon with high attack to beat them because of their low defense is Aerodactyl, because he's the only pokemon faster than them with high attack but you better hope you one shot them because Alakazam has recover and Gengar can dream eater.
I guess you could use Dragonite. But that is like using hacks, he's a 600 base stat pokemon. He might as well be a legendary.
Except all those pokemon you mentioned are lame. No way I'm bringing them into my team. Need badass pokemon like squirtle, geodude, cubone, mankey, articuno, and metapod.
No ones going to fuck with you holding a turtle, a talking rock thats hitting the gym, some little dude using a rock for a helmet - you know this mother fucker is crazy, something that you dont know if its a man or a monkey? back the fuck off, a really cold bird, and metapod.