Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Jul 3 2012 03:21am)
You want to fight?
WHAT!?
Im sittin here in my New York Mets folding chair I got from a garage sale, drinking a cherry and grape combo slurpee, with my feet up on my grandmas original 1963 Easy-Bake Oven tryin to figure out why I shouldnt pound your ass.
You're lucky I dont come ding dong ditch your ass, except when you come to the door its a reverse ding dong ditch, I'm all up in your face with my dong out and you cant do shit bout it.
And PS - Im not wearing any socks cause I took them off, shit in them, and put them on my hands like boxing gloves.
I aint got no teeth Im all gums baby. The rooster crows at dawn so if you still want to fight go ahead and throw the first punch Bill fucking Nye