Its Celeste's fault, she sidetracked me.

Now now Celeste. You know that he has to concentrate REALLY REALLY hard to do anything as it is.

I've been procrastinating on my project for the last hour now. And you know what they say about procrastination.

"Procrastination is like masturbation. It's all fun and games til' in the end you realize you're just fuckin' yourself."

ha!
Just like a man, can't keep his concentration when there is a woman involved.

And they say woman can't multitask....

Women have to be able to multi-task. It's that much easier if you dust and vacuum at the same time.

Just like faking it and making it sound convincing???

You know, the only reason that happens is because there are men like Doug in the world.

And I have found that the guys who laugh and try to pass it off onto other men are the ones that you find yourself with screaming to keep from laughing and telling them to get off of you.

I faked an orgasm once. What I did was while doing it doggy style I scream OMG and dumped some warm yogurt on her tramp stamp.

LOL Doug

How crude >.>



Get off so you can get on? Whatever you're into