Quote (LabattBlue @ Feb 24 2012 04:02pm)
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, sell everything i own, right away."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
Zing
lmao