Quote (teknetic @ Jan 28 2010 02:02am)

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that with each small data package that it lets through, it hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Quote (teknetic @ Jan 28 2010 01:02am)

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that with each small data package that it lets through, it hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Quote (txO4 @ 28 Jan 2010 19:03)

IMHO everyone needs to

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Quote (Chaos_Knight1 @ 28 Jan 2010 03:09)

in moderation

Quote (teknetic @ 28 Jan 2010 19:18)

moderation ... OR ... mediation ?!??!?

Quote (Chaos_Knight1 @ Jan 28 2010 02:09am)

in moderation

Quote (txO4 @ 28 Jan 2010 19:36)

Go green all day every day.. like me !

Quote (Chaos_Knight1 @ Jan 28 2010 03:45am)

nahh thats silly

Quote (txO4 @ 28 Jan 2010 20:50)

your silly