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Jan 27 2010 11:01pm
Quote (txO4 @ 28 Jan 2010 16:00)
Democrats are COMPLETE idiots
God I can't stand listening to Obama and his supporters.


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Jan 27 2010 11:16pm
Quote (Chaos_Knight1 @ Jan 27 2010 11:01pm)
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2601/59164300.png


he seriously rages me, him and all his blind followers (african americans). amazingly they think hes doing a tremendous job and that all his broken promises are the fault of george bush and every other republican. LOL YEAH RIGHT, its his promises not anyone else's..
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Jan 28 2010 12:23am
Quote (txO4 @ 28 Jan 2010 16:16)
he seriously rages me, him and all his blind followers (african americans). amazingly they think hes doing a tremendous job and that all his broken promises are the fault of george bush and every other republican. LOL YEAH RIGHT, its his promises not anyone else's..


go tell him he needs to gtfo ^_^
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Jan 28 2010 12:37am
Quote (Chaos_Knight1 @ 28 Jan 2010 00:01)
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Jan 28 2010 12:45am
Quote (teknetic @ 28 Jan 2010 17:37)
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rofl ^^
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Jan 28 2010 12:50am
now it's only gonna get worse
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Jan 28 2010 12:51am
uh oh :O
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Jan 28 2010 01:02am
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that with each small data package that it lets through, it hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Jan 28 2010 01:06am
Quote (teknetic @ 28 Jan 2010 18:02)
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that with each small data package that it lets through, it hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!


LOL
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Jan 28 2010 01:09am
Attention Ladder Slashers

If you have 5 or more guild points, you are eligible for item loans. The notebox area will open up and you can post your requests there.

side note: I edited you guy's permission to check something with another guild owner

I set your permissions back just now

This post was edited by teknetic on Jan 28 2010 01:10am
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