Quote (Decimation @ Jun 29 2011 12:45pm)
whoa bro, you need to calm down.
I'm just saying. Like the only stories I tell now are like:
"The wife is pregnant!"
I do this because it has foundation. It's like saying:
"Fucked the wife and my sperm works."
I'm not going to post:
"Went to Sonic and got a creamslush."
Why? Because no one gives a fuck.
See what I mean?
Substance. All stories need substance.