Quote (ColdDemise @ Tue, Mar 10 2009, 05:30pm)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. Fuck My life.
Oh.. and Gz Jimmy and Graal :D
AHAHAHAHA !!!
Quote (minionofgoser @ Wed @ Mar 11 2009, 12:36am)
Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphilis, AIDS, HPV, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, and a few more. Are you nuts??
USE A CONDOM, OR DON'T DO IT!
(sheesh, I thought you were intelligent!)
LMAO !!!!
This post was edited by Natester on Mar 10 2009 07:43pm